This is an agenda-free episode. Recording it was like recording a Grateful Dead concert: it's all one long song baby.

—We’re a big Lily James podcast

—Best 30 for 30?

—Stephen A Smith is our king

—The birth of “April Anarchy”

Plus much more! Well, maybe not "much" per se. A heathy amount more, that's for sure.

Fitz is coming off a delightful vacation in Flo Rida, where he spent a few days at Didnee World with Missy Mo Peña. He provided an in depth review of The Mouse.

ALSO:

—John’s Oscar recap

—Does Fitz look like Megaind?

—Bryce Harper is a Phillie; John doesn’t care and Fitz does

—We’re behind the 8 ball this week aren’t we?

WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT CONCERNING THE FUTURE OF THE PODCAST.

Also:

-John and Fitz are rippin' Apex Legends

-Rob Parker is Sports' Trout Mask Replica

-Forrest Gump: is it good? (Yes it is.)

-Oscars preview (sorta)

-Remember “Tiger Cruise?” John does.

The Patriots won another Super Bowl and John had a popular sign of Andy King, the Fyre Fest guy that isn't Billy McFarland!

ALSO:

-John's cat is having a bad couple of days

-'Member Zunes?

-Breakin' down The Big Game™️

-(Some Of) Our Super Bowl Prop Bets

IT'S SUPERB OWL WEEK FOLKS! We go through our favorite prop bets for this year's game between the Patriots and the not-Patriots.

ALSO:

-Elmo's day in court (IMAGES HERE: https://www.google.com/search?biw=1280&bih=643&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=KmlSXOPZD46e_QbP3574Bw&q=elmo+congress&oq=elmo+congress&gs_l=img.3..0j0i8i30l2j0i24l4.21515.21515..21757...0.0..0.147.147.0j1......1....1..gws-wiz-img.ofgFHj4JSNM)

-The Saints are still upset and Roger Goodell still runs a clown show

-Greta Van Fleet gets under Fitz's skin

-John Mayer tour has been announced, Coldplay tour has not

Don't drink and drive this weekend and go Pats kid.

John had some technicial difficulties early on in this episode, setting the precendent for a random and wild one. The title is weird, the lineup of topics was weird, but that's what makes it fun, no?

A rundown of some topics include:

-Fitz saw Spooderman

-Maroon 5/Spongebob talk

-True Detective and Fyre Fest Doc Talk

-Our fantasy Pro Bowls

-Oh yeah, the Pats are going to the Super Bowl

More Super Bowl talk will be coming this week!

Happy New Year! Are we still saying that? It's January 14th, I feel like the ship might've sailed.

Anyways, John and Fitz break down the music, movies, and TV they're most excited for in 2019.

Other topics include:

-Ancient Greece appreciation

-Revisiting the Cars 2 Bean Spilling Tweet

-Fitz hates the Netflix Marvel shows for one reason and one reason only

-InfoWars takes Westeros

-John introduces revisions to the Batscale

John and Fitz gave their 10 best albums of the year of our lord Two Thousand and Eighteen. Spoiler: It was all Ariana Grande and BTS, so their Twitter stans wouldn't yell at them.

Other topics:

-911 threw us into a mini-panic

-Should we do a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure podcast?

-John doesn't think "We're The Millers" was popular; is wrong

-'Memba those old XBox 360 lacrosse games?

Have a safe and blessed New Year. Uber/Lyft, have a loved one drive you, or get a cab. Just don't drive yourself.

We're back after a one week (plus one day) hiatus to stuff your podcast stocking with more nonsense. We break down our Spotify year in review and how inaccurate they were to our tastes.

Other topics:

-The Lion King 1 1/2 had some farting

-Toyotathon has no set start and end date

-Car know-it-alls stink

-25 Days of Christmas has lost its fastball

-The Grammys are a thing that will be happening

// I F I T Y P E T H E D E S C R I P T I O N L I K E T H I S W E L O O K S O C O O L A N D H I P //

John and Fitz review The 1975's new studio album on the show this week.

A Brief Inquiry Into This Week's Additional Topics

-The 7th Floor Crew, Revisited

-Hitting Women Is Bad

-John Mayer Is A Wild Boi Who Likes Him Some Booty

-Does Captain Marvel Hate The Baby Boomers?

It's not podding if it's not with you, the fans, so *intense Youtuber voice* SMASH THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON FAM!