Oh shit. Oh no. No no no. Oh shit, fuck fuck fuck. Holy fuck, this ain't good.
Ben also formally apologizes to our listening public for repeatedly confusing 747s and 767s. We will do better.
Atlantic article referenced: https://archive.ph/PomMR (that URL reads "P...o..m...not Po- you know what, nevermind). Anyway, this should get around any paywalls.