After an incalculably long hiatus, we're back, and we figured there's no better way to return than by inviting Alexa on to demolish Drowzee's self-esteem! Join us as we scour the depths of Hypno's depravity, which, spoiler, is a lot.

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We have returned! We have the honor of having the lovely Lynn Dewitt (@lynndewitttoya) as our guest host this week! We finally reach the first ghost-type Pokemon, and discover that Gengar is a freak in the sheets as well as the streets. Legally I can't ask "who ya gonna call?" but I think you get the gist.

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With a new year comes a new guest, and we're lucky to have our pal Sallie Myers on the show! Self-described as the world's biggest Grimer fan, she  helps Nathanael and Grace find out what exactly makes up Grimer's nasty, nasty existence. 

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Another year has come and gone (thank GOD) and we're back with our annual holiday episode! Grace and Nathanael discuss the jolliest Pokemon they can find, and Grace reminisces about a Disney Channel Original Movie that probably doesn't actually exist. There's nothing more festive than the Mandela effect.

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Like the chill of winter, we have returned, with two icy pals to discuss! Seel isn't gonna win any awards for originality, but at least he's got... uh.... hm. Maybe this guy needed a little more time in the oven.

A chill runs up your spine as a cursed .mp3 file appears in your podcast subscriptions... But opening it only leaves you with silence. "That was weird and didn't really go anywhere," you think. Then you open up Podcast Monsters and listen to our second annual Halloween episode! Happy Halloween!

Oops! All Doduo! We made a big goof getting this one out of the factory, and it turned out to be two episodes Frankensteined together. In retrospect, it's kind of fitting for an episode about Doduo, nature's mistake.

Did we go into this episode expecting to dunk on Farfetch'd? Absolutely. Did we expect to emerge from this episode transformed and enlightened to our new favorite Pokemon? Not in a million years. Sometimes your expectations can be a little... farfetch'd. Haha do you get it

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We're back! Nathanael has settled in to Chicago, which means episodes are back on schedule! Join Grace and Nathanael as they find out what would happen if Windows 95 was a Pokemon, plus the unfortunate revelation that Magnezone is a cop. Hoo boy.

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Much like Slowpoke, Grace and Nathanael may not be the quickest on the uptake, but they make up for it in heart. Unfortunately, unlike Slowpoke, they lack the delicious, juicy ass that they discover Slowpoke possesses. Can't win 'em all, folks.

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