Podcast Without Pretense

Jonathan, Eric and Iyaz are back together for a ridiculous episode. Find out what Iyaz's punishment is for not watching "Hot Bot."

Eric and Jonathan discuss bad sex robot movies, Larry Miller's butt, Soylent progress and more.

The boys have a frank and open discussion about Soylent. No, really.

Jonathan Strickland will not upgrade his 2400kbps modem, so he entrusted Eric and Iyaz to read out his copious notes on "Honey." The movie's star, Jessica Alba, has refused to talk to any of the hosts after their review. In all fairness, she refused to talk to them before, too.

Note: This episode ends abruptly due to a recording issue.

This time, the guys say some of the most vile things you'll hear them say in a recording. We apologize in advance. We'll talk about Jessica Alba in "Honey" next episode.

Jonathan, Eric and Iyaz review "Kindergarten Cop 2" starring Dolph Lundgren. We said a lot of things about this movie. You will be more entertained by this episode than by watching the movie. We guarantee it.

Iyaz takes a break, Jonathan descends into killing crushes, and Eric has to catch 'em all, Pokemon that is. Plus, it's time to nominate Podcast Without Pretense for all the Streamy Awards. Or at least Best Podcast of 2014.

Tonight, we embark on our epic review of "Christian Mingle" starring the one and only Lacey Chabert. As you can tell from the title, we tried to make as much sense of this movie as humanly possible.

It's finally happened! The trio discuss "Love, Wedding, Marriage" starring Mandy Moore. Spoiler: the movie is awful. Spoiler: the podcast is not.

Jonathan is not with us today due to some reason. We speculate on that first up. Then Eric and Iyaz talk about putting Android on an iPhone, the merits of camping and killing robo-pets. Jonathan is not with us today due to some reason. We speculate on that first up. Then Eric and Iyaz talk about putting Android on an iPhone, the merits of camping and killing robo-pets. After that, some Netflix talk after that, some Netflix talk.