The official podcast of the Procrastinauts

Ernie is MIA but Rachel and Bowman hold down the fort this week talking about Unsolicited dick pics, temporarily living with 3 balls, Christian colleges and why we don't subscribe to our respective previous religions, myspace getting us in trouble and deep ethics of photographer/model relationships. 

Tune in Sundays @ 8pm EST to catch the podcast live over at:
twitch.tv/theprocrastinauts

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Music:
Thee Gain BarbieQ by Captive Portal
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Captive_Portal/Somethign_Abbadat_-_EP/07_Thee_Gain_BarbieQ

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We were out of town this week BUT we still have an episode for you! Back in Dec 2016, Troy joined us in the living room to talk about Bowman fingering his but in VR, our disappointment in Marvel Vs Capcom, Ernie makes a bad prediction about Smash Brothers, Bowman continues to bitch about Fast and Furious 7 and the first introduction to Iron and Steele. Originally recorded Dec 2, 2016.

Rachel is out but Chel is in to fill the gap. This week we mention HowToBasic and his face reveal (and the obvious mask reference is completely lost on us), new rap stars hating on Tupac, the Austin bomber, our useless opinion on gun control, and we talk about our amazing movie franchise IRON AND STEELE!

Tune in Sundays @ 8pm EST to catch the podcast live over at:
twitch.tv/theprocrastinauts

The official podcast of the Procrastinauts

This week Rachel wanted to celebrate the finale of Ru Paul's Drag Race All Stars by doing Bowman up in drag make-up. In the meantime we discussed why Rachel is wrong about chocolate Coke, Katy Perry vs double standards, the problem with Pornhub and is Jake Paul allowed to have a new opinion? Originally aired March 18, 2018.

Tune in Sundays @ 8pm EST to catch the podcast live over at:
twitch.tv/theprocrastinauts

Join Josh Bowman, Rachel Hill, guess Brian Stanley and Ernie Suggs(eventually) talking about Bowman potentially getting arrested, why the heck people put their instagram on their trucks and wack food combinations. Originally aired March 11, 2018.

Tune in Sundays @ 8pm EST to catch the podcast live over at:
twitch.tv/theprocrastinauts

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Social Jank:
http://www.facebook.com/theprocrastinauts
http://www.twitter.com/procrastinauts
https://www.instagram.com/theprocrastinauts

Insult us personally:
https://twitter.com/booyahitsbowman
https://twitter.com/Zombie_Ernie
https://twitter.com/SquirtyVenus69

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Music:
Thee Gain BarbieQ by Captive Portal
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Captive_Portal/Somethign_Abbadat_-_EP/07_Thee_Gain_BarbieQ

Recorded LIVE for the first time! We talk about violent video games, pissing off Bob Camp and a Twitch viewer claims her friend got his dick reduced.

Tune in Sundays @ 8pm EST to catch the podcast live over at:
twitch.tv/theprocrastinauts

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Social Jank:
http://www.facebook.com/theprocrastinauts
http://www.twitter.com/procrastinauts
https://www.instagram.com/theprocrastinauts

Insult us personally:
https://twitter.com/booyahitsbowman
https://twitter.com/Zombie_Ernie
https://twitter.com/SquirtyVenus69

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Music:
Thee Gain BarbieQ by Captive Portal
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Captive_Portal/Somethign_Abbadat_-_EP/07_Thee_Gain_BarbieQ

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Tonight we may or may not spoil the Walking Dead, we talk some bathroom horror stories and accidentally end up on a cam site.

This week old Troy boy was in the house and we tested ourselves Rhett and Link style. We ate 6 burgers blindfolded to see who could best guess where they came from. Join us as we don't involve ourselves in the current heavy topic of schools and gun control!
**Misophoniacs beware: Ernie chews like a bulldog eating oatmeal**

Boy, this was...just... Anyways, we talk about Ernie being propositioned by a white supremacist group(spoiler, he swiftly declined), the secondary use for tube socks and learning Sex-Ed from a conservative Christian school.

This week Bowman begs for the return of tuners, we speak on which celebrities could make us switch teams and push our limits on what we'd do for the right price.