*Ologies, Kalology (Beauty Standards) with Renee Engeln

—>Is enjoying makeup/clothes/etc a choice or are we conditioned? / What if we had all the money and time back? / Do straight dudes have it the easiest?

*The Secret History of the Future (Tom Standage and Slate's Seth Stevenson): The Box That A.I. Lives In

—>We will now tell you whether or not The Mechanical Turk is a fraud / CAPTCHA

*GAY STUFF...Put Your Hands Together (Guy Branum, John Early, Blake Wexler, Alex Hooper, Nate Craig)

—> Scary Movies + Toni Collette + stand-up comedy + JOHN MUTHER CLUCKING EARLY

*Las Culturistas (X-RATED BIBLE LESSON)

—>Sodomy Wins with Scott Thompson (an interesting theory about The Garden of Eden)

*Challenges

—>Groomzillas, WSJ Secrets of Wealthy Women

*THANK YOU TOMBOY X!!!!!!

GAY STUFF

X-RATED BIBLE LESSONs

NAME DROP

Groomzillas, WSJ Secrets of Wealthy Women,

CAPTCHA

THANK YOU TomboyX

we will now tell you whether or not the mechanical turk is a fraud

is loving beauty a choice or a trick?

--

Tom Standage and Slate's Seth Stevenson

*Eric and Lauren saw Done Podcast's live show and "it was Eric's best life."

*Lauren loves Bryce Dallas Howard OR DOES SHE (she does) #Villager4Life

*Lauren wants a Jessica Chastain / BDH t-shirt

*Eric is still a groomzilla

*OH FARTS! Kids & swearing (is it okay? SHOULD ADULTS SWEAR? Best swear words.)

*QUIZ: identify your breadcrumbs to find your life passion!!!!!!!!!! (this could change your life)

*CONSPIRACY JAMBOREE / JINGLE JANGLE COMBO: Cheers Theme Song: this will fuck u up 4lyfe

*Eric is in the #Zeitgang, congrats/welcome

*Eric and Lauren saw Done Podcast's live show and "it was Eric's best life."

*Lauren loves Bryce Dallas Howard OR DOES SHE (she does) #Villager4Life

*Lauren wants a Jessica Chastain / BDH t-shirt

*Eric is still a groomzilla

*OH FARTS! Kids & swearing (is it okay? SHOULD ADULTS SWEAR? Best swear words.)

*QUIZ: identify your breadcrumbs to find your life passion!!!!!!!!!! (this could change your life)

*CONSPIRACY JAMBOREE / JINGLE JANGLE COMBO: Cheers Theme Song: this will fuck u up 4lyfe

*Eric is in the #Zeitgang, congrats/welcome

*NEW SEGMENT: "Ramblin' Nutz"?

*Eric Emch endorses Reid Hoffman THANK GOD

*Lauren works for Masters of Scale now so go listen to it! It's great!

*Eric listened to Couples Therapy and approved.

*But he does not approve of Guy Fieri.

*Eric and Lauren kind of bicker about this a bit. Lauren is probably wrong.

*This is all after they listen to a clip of Guy Fieri on The Sporkful. The conversation is lovely please enjoy.

*John Avlon and Margaret Hoover on having different political opinions and staying married

*Ask A Manager, Dealing with an Angry Coworker

*Outward, The “Our Queer Roots” Edition: What's your Pride? What's your Provocation? (THIS IS FUN!)

*Chicago Podcast Festival!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sharp Objects

*Lauren's office

*NEW SEGMENT: "Ramblin' Nutz"?

*Eric Emch endorses Reid Hoffman THANK GOD

*Lauren works for Masters of Scale now so go listen to it! It's great!

*Eric listened to Couples Therapy and approved.

*But he does not approve of Guy Fieri.

*Eric and Lauren kind of bicker about this a bit. Lauren is probably wrong.

*This is all after they listen to a clip of Guy Fieri on The Sporkful. The conversation is lovely please enjoy.

*John Avlon and Margaret Hoover on having different political opinions and staying married

*Ask A Manager, Dealing with an Angry Coworker

*Outward, The “Our Queer Roots” Edition: What's your Pride? What's your Provocation? (THIS IS FUN!)

*Chicago Podcast Festival!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sharp Objects

*Lauren's office

**There was a Hooters BBQ Sauce tofu recipe on the original eppy but Eric cut it**

So instead you get:

-IRL explores whether technology companies should be able to regulate what content appears on their platforms

-Horny4Horror, horror movie troops we're sick of (which are you done with, which do you love, which do you want to take a vacation?)

-DENIM ON A GINEY

-NEW SEGGY: Quizzalicious! Eric Emch Lightning Round from Converge with Casey Newton

-Off Book: Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang LET IT GOOOOOO

-Would you rather go to fucking STOMP or the South Park Mall?

-Crazy Rich Asians

-Slime on Instagram: @ crunchpuppy

**There was a Hooters BBQ Sauce tofu recipe on the original eppy but Eric cut it**

So instead you get:

-IRL explores whether technology companies should be able to regulate what content appears on their platforms

-Horny4Horror, horror movie troops we're sick of (which are you done with, which do you love, which do you want to take a vacation?)

-DENIM ON A GINEY

-NEW SEGGY: Quizzalicious! Eric Emch Lightning Round from Converge with Casey Newton

-Off Book: Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang LET IT GOOOOOO

-Would you rather go to fucking STOMP or the South Park Mall?

-Crazy Rich Asians

-Slime on Instagram: @ crunchpuppy

We love You're Making It Worse | Popcast, When Superfans Attack | Bryce Dallas Howard is my new favorite actress | Keep It!, Scarlett Johansson Threw the First Brick at Stonewall | QUEERY with Cameron Esposito, Amber Hikes | NEW SEGGIE: PEP TALK, How to Fail with Elizabeth Day, Dolly Alderton | Chickens | The Clothes Game | Thanks, Bettermint!

We love You're Making It Worse | Popcast, When Superfans Attack | Bryce Dallas Howard is my new favorite actress | Keep It!, Scarlett Johansson Threw the First Brick at Stonewall | QUEERY with Cameron Esposito, Amber Hikes | NEW SEGGIE: PEP TALK, How to Fail with Elizabeth Day, Dolly Alderton | Chickens | The Clothes Game | Thanks, Bettermint!

ERIC BROUGHT HIS SEXY VOICE | Lauren listened to Nerdette Power Up! | Popular Science's The Weirdest Thing I Learned This Week (Will women ever be faster than men?) | WE LISTENED TO THE goop PODCAST (are we all psychic?) | NEW SEGMENT: CONSPIRACY JAMBOREE!!!! Jon Gabrus's High and Mighty (Heroes with Julian McCullough & Meg Molloy)| NEW SEGMENT: SEGMENT STEALING!!!! Sooo Many White Guys, #34 (Small Acts of Resistance)| TURTLE NEWS | Bo Burnham's EIGHTH GRADE | Polar Selter is better than La Croix | Need a little zen? Look up Synchronized NBA