On this week's edition of Podtoid, the crew commissions a remake of Miamia Vice, officially declares that heroin isn't a big deal, and puts Voldemort in charge of an opium den with his good friend, Emperor Palpatine. You really can't get much better than that!

Oh wait, you can! We also discuss John Carmack's assertion that his job isn't to innovative, and whether or not we truly despise the Nintendo 3DS. All this and much, much more are covered in a little over two hours of pure, unfettered drivel from Destructoid's motley crew of abnormal wastrels. 

This week's episode of Podtoid covers a lot of bases, and don't worry -- many of them are horrible and/or weird. This week, we cover Jim being in a game, Kathie Lee Gifford being a horrendous person, Electronic Arts being awful, iOS developers being questionable, and Max Scoville being a gentleman adventurer. 

We also learn the definition of "Hot Sala" thanks to Tara, and your usual Willem Dafoe movie ideas make a return. 

This week's Podtoid is, without a doubt, the weirdest Podtoid to have ever been recorded. In this latest offering of nonsense, you will be introduced to concepts involving Willem Dafoe that you'll wish you'd never been exposed to. You'll have to listen to the character assassination of a dying child. You will also, if you're lucky, be able to pick out some videogame discussion. 

I don't know if this is the best Podtoid I've ever recorded, or the worst. I know it's nothing in between. 

On this week's episode of Podtoid, we manage to squeeze in two pretty interesting discussions regarding the recent demise of the California Videogame Law and the Mercenaries 3D save slot controversy. Those discussions are sandwiched between more movie ideas for Willem Dafoe, cowboy bears, an argument about transgenders in beat 'em ups, and a lengthy analysis on the concept of hipsters. 

So, the usual nonsense!

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This week's Podtoid is later than usual because the original recording ... never recorded. No idea why, but sadly a rather excellent episode got lost. We didn't want the listeners to go without, however, so I was able to get Jonathan Holmes and myself together for a re-recording. 

Although we don't have Max and Tara this week, there was still over an hour of drivel and exaggerated videogame passion to go around. This week, we discuss Shadows of the Damned, videogame reviews, Sonic the Hedgehog's birthday, why Nintendo of America needs to pull its head out of its ass, and invent two new demons -- the Inside-Out Alligator and the Lung Lobster.

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Podtoid is back and we haven't let a little thing like E3 get in the way of demented drivel and inane banter. This week, we discuss L.A. Noire's difficulty levels, Duke Nukem's worth as a character, and we proudly debut a brand new show feature -- Film Pitches For Willem Dafoe. Oh, that idea's just gonna run and run. 

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A number of Destructoid editors closed E3 in style -- with an all-star Podtoid recording! Jonathan Holmes, Max Scoville and myself are joined by Hamza Aziz, Hollie Bennett, Conrad Zimmerman, Tony Ponce, Bob Muir, Jesse "Tactix" Cortez, Niero Gonzalez (briefly) AND Retro City Rampage creator Brian Provincian who has some AMAZING news concerning his game and Destructoid. 

Join us for hot E3 discussion, including Skyrim, Halo, Ninja Gaiden 3, the Wii U, Sonic Boom, Duke Nukem Forever, and much, much more. As always you can subscribe via iTunes or RSS, or directly download. 

It's the pre-E3 episode of Podtoid, as if that means anything to anybody. On this episode we discuss how Microsoft will bore us, how Nintendo will crossdress for us, and how Sony will introduce us to the man who is dating its mom. All this and more will confuse your rotten little brain as we gear up for the big show!

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Recording Podtoid has quickly become a highlight of my working week. How could it not, with episodes like this? Amongst the many, increasingly bizarre things discussed, we talk about Max Scoville's love of digital farts, Jim's vision of Dr. Doom stroking a bunny rabbit, Tara Long's mustache, and Jonathan Holmes' suggestion that Grand Theft Auto V will fail. 

Also, is it offensive to do impersonations of Cooking Mama? We find out!

I cannot be happier with the content of this show. 

Jonathan Holmes tells the most fascinating stories. Sometimes, they shatter minds. 

This week, the gang discusses L.A. Noire, free PSN games, Gotham City Impostors, and go off on wild tangents that include Star Wars, comic books, doing terrible things to Progressive Flo, and classic songs of the nineties.

Any videogame discussion becomes purely incidental by the end of it. That's the way we like it!