In this podventure, we discuss the episode “Connie Goes to Camp, Part 1,” in which Connie recounts her time as a Camp What-a-Nut counselor and the lessons she learned in a letter to her mom. While at camp, Lucy succumbs to the temptation of secrets, Allison displays a disconcerting obsession with television, the girls face a ludicrous level of gender discrimination, and the boys attempt to learn several camp activities under the bemused tutelage of Coach Fred Zachary. Also, the importance of archery safety, vocal drag, and tips on avoiding cults.