Viewer comes back better than ever in his first episode in over a month! What happened during the Summer of Soccer?

Well, CBS hasn't learned from Candy Crush, and look to potentially fail again with Words with Friends, why everyone's adopting short-form sports, and soccer needs one to stick, the Elam Ending and why it needs to be a thing, why Puerto Rico needs to be a state, the last Month in Misery, a variety of conversations with mom, and finally, why this MLS All-Star Game mattered even more tonight, and what will be up going forward.