Are Bush at the cool kids table? Once caught, how many months denying you banged the nanny is appropriate?

A nosey woman infiltrates the mind of a serial masterbator to bother children. There's a little thing called privacy, you know?

Meth fuelled problem child makes good album amongst orgies and inspite of crippling child hood tradgedies.

Charasmatic handsome people phone in performances on studio film dumped on Netflix. For 20 million, you'd do it too.

We discuess the album the Beatles threw in the bin that people can't stop talking about.

Jamie Fox agrees to drive Tom Cruise around L.A. then tries to run off at every opportunity. Scumbag.

David Bowie has sex with Mick Jagger. Stevie Ray Vaughn plucks his fiddle. Disco king Niles Rodgers produces. What could go wrong?

Anna Farris and Carmen Electra lead a cast of talented has-beens. We are outraged by the insensitivty of this film and retreat to our safe spaces in disgust. We start crying so the world will know how bad we feel.

One hit wonder or misunderstood genius? What is a meat apron? What does sex smell like?

Amazing visuals. Confusing metaphors. Sandra Bullock stars as a woman in her underpants on a space adventure. George Clooney mansplains.