To celebrate finishing recapping my first season of The Real Housewives of Orange County last week, I'm switching it up tonight and melting us into a movie that is for sure centered in the ven diagram of people who like Housewives, listening to me, and soothing media. Soothing crazy bitches! But SCBs aren't this film's only link to the Bravo world—the ivy tendrils creep out Vicky's kitchen right through the Tuscan rooster's talons, across space and time, down to 1992, Los Feliz California. Drew Barrymore and Tom Skerritt perform a masterful re-enactment of Jax cheating on Brittany next to a half asleep dying woman and Sarah Gilbert dazzles us, leaving World Music vibes smeared across everything she touches, like a coffeehouse sugar plum fairy.

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A beautiful Poison Ivy edit someone made to my favourite Cocteau Twins song

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