The season finale snuck right up on us! I know it was a seven episode season but I still feel a sense of accomplishment, much like Shane and Michael Jr. heading off to college after scraping by with the bare minimum. Or Jo and Slade twice rekindling their sad hopeless relationship. Let's celebrate by sailing down a stream of molten lava???

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Tonight we bliss out in an Ewok treehouse and things get real deep, as 90's perfumes leave me questioning the texture of reality and Vicki's high school reunion sends us barreling through the bottomless depths of her unconscious and spits us right out into the collective, where we ultimately dream peacefully with our sweet soft chosen Ewok family.

Oh, and I click click clack in real time and unearth some scalding Kimberly tea

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With our longest episode to date, tonight will be an insomniac's delight! Apparently we've got TWO Babbling Brooks in the house because I just couldn't stfu. Pier 1 Imports agreed to install a full bedroom set right here by the creek, so be prepared to be regaled with tales of old dogs and new tricks. We'll float through a pooch tour of Coto De Caza and then wind around through each family's Father's Day mischief... the Keoughs were left out, probably due to unfathomable darkness.

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It's MILVES! This episode is all about sexy saucy age gaps—from Vicky rubbing her creamed up bod against Michael Jr.'s buddies, to seven year olds shooting silly string up a 13 year old girl's skirt. And the cherry on top is... I'll be telling you this ancient spooky Milvish tale by the campfire, so pull up your sleeping bag and let's get soothed.

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Jeez, it's raining cats & dogs... come take shelter with me and slurp up some delectable wood soup. The ladies are all out of town, we've got the whole of Coto to ourselves, let's spread out! The Keoughs travel across Arizona looking at colleges for their fail-son. Vicki and Lauri are off to New Orleans for an insurance conference where Vicki asserts her dominance by putting Lauri in a shittier hotel. Kimber takes her big bouncing titties on a Palm Springs vacation with her gaggle of horned up gal pals.

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Come doze with me, as we sleepwalk down memory lane through Coto de Caza. This week, you can pass out in the back seat of Laurie's car, waiting on her to finish up her visit with her late son Josh at the juvenile detention centre, take a nap on Vicki's big sticky brown leather couch while she whips us up some Oscar Mayer Weiners in her Tuscan kitchen, or bliss out by the Keough family pool as you attempt to tune out out the sibling rivalry in the background.

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