Brian’s bank pre-qualified him for a mortgage, which is how you know the housing market is just about cooked. Also: HOAs; Jeff’s ex-wife; you have to know when you’re the problem; Jeff’s diet; Jack Karlson died; Greg Kihn died; Jeff saw the Stray Cats; video of a quadriplegic bullying the police was released (here’s the music video we watched); a brother and a sister were arrested for fighting over chicken, which leads to an exciting episode of Guess the Race; stereo farts; an Indian man in Vietnam shoved an eel up his ass; “Rock Me Amadeus”; Lemon; “help me Dr. Zaius”; favorite “Simpsons” episodes; a woman died at O’Hare Airport; and A Clockwork Orange.