Polis City Radio -1 [Bears]

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HOST (calm, friendly):

Dear listeners, welcome back to Polis City Radio—your nocturnal companion in a town that never quite makes sense.

Tonight’s news may seem ordinary, but trust me, that might be exactly what some of our dear listeners have been wishing for.

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Three bears have slipped out of City Hall and are now wandering the downtown streets.

If you glimpse them, please inform City Hall at once—though they’ve been officially declared “friendly.”

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The speaker for City Hall says you may pet them or even feed them some snakes.

The blue bear, named Asuka, has an unusual fondness for “KitCat with a C” chocolate bars. She will be deeply grateful if you present her with an entire blanket of those bars.

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A few warnings, however. If you hold a visitor visa, permanent resident card, or work permit, avoid revealing your non-citizen status to the bears. Should they request your ID, remember: you have the right to refuse.

If, unfortunately, they discover you are not a citizen, please start sharing how much you love this city, and do your best to show that you also pay taxes here.

Do not discuss the topic of newcomers “taking over local people’s jobs.” With the bears, even if they start talking about this topic.

Repeat: never go there.

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And whatever you do, do not ask the golden bear with the hat whether he is…shall we say, a pedophile, or quiz him on what a boy tastes like. He might bite you.

Honestly, those questions are rude to ask anyone. As good listeners, respecting others’ privacy is always our top priority.

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That concludes tonight’s news.

Thank you for tuning in to Polis City Radio. Stay safe, stay curious—and good night.

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波利斯城市廣播電台

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主持人（語氣平靜、親切）：

親愛的聽眾朋友們，歡迎回到波利斯市廣播電台——您在這座永遠不太合理的小鎮裡的夜間好夥伴。

今晚的新聞可能看起來很普通，但相信我，對於我們親愛的一部分聽眾來說，也許這正是你們日思夜想的那種日常。

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有三隻熊從市政廳悄悄溜了出來，現在正在市中心街頭閒晃。

如果您目擊牠們，請立刻通報市政廳——不過官方已經宣布牠們是「友善的」。

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市政廳發言人表示，您可以放心地撫摸牠們，甚至可以餵牠們一些蛇。

藍色的那隻熊，名字叫做明日香（Asuka），對一種叫「KitCat with a C」的巧克力棒有著非比尋常的熱愛。如果您能送牠一整條毛毯那樣多的「KitCat with a C」巧克力棒，她會非常感激。

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不過，還是有幾項提醒需要注意。如果您是持有觀光簽證、永久居民證，或是工作許可的朋友，請盡量避免讓那些熊知道您不是本地公民。如果牠們要求查看您的證件，請記住：您有權拒絕。

如果不幸讓牠們發現您不是公民，請立刻開始表達您對這座城市的熱愛，盡力讓牠們理解，您也是有在繳稅的。

還有，如果牠們主動談起「新來的人搶了在地人的工作」這類話題，請不要接話。

重複一次：絕對不要去那個話題。

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還有最重要的一點：無論如何，請不要問那隻戴帽子的金色熊，牠是否是……呃，我們姑且說是「戀童癖」，也不要問牠小男孩的味道是什麼。

牠可能會咬你。

而且，說真的，這些問題對任何人來說都是非常不禮貌的。身為好的聽眾，尊重他人的隱私永遠是我們的第一原則。

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以上就是今晚的新聞內容，感謝您收聽波利斯市廣播電台。

請保持安全、保持好奇——晚安。

【音樂升起，然後漸漸消失成為輕柔的雜音】

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English of the day!!

本日單字～～

Nocturnal 夜行性的

E.g., most owls are nocturnal.