Miles and Bob make way for the 2025 edition of the Sooth Sayer Polish Nostradamus to make his New Year's predictions.

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There we go. There we go. Live streaming is on. Streaming live. Live, live, live. I touched my button. I touched my button. I touched your thigh and that's my thigh. Oh, my. The Jukes had written F-U-C-K on his car. Yes. Oh, my. Yes. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Snake Show. This is Bob. Oh, bye. Smile. Oh, bye. Smile. Yeah. I think that's more oh, oh, oh. Ozambic. Josh Takei reads Jim Morrison poetry. Okay. Let's hear it. I am the Lizard King. I am the Lizard King. I'd listen to it. I think that'd be funny. Oh, bye. The lizard jig. Oh, bye. Oh, bye. Hey, Brad. George, you're more of a gecko than a lizard. Oh, yeah. Ouch. Welcome to 2025, everybody. You made it.we made it, 2025. Yeah, everybody made it i hope yeah miles title line miles made it yeah i made it me me and my big zit on my nose at bottom yes miles was showing me his his large rather large nose. Nah, it was… With a zit on it, yes. Yeah, I didn't know it had a zit, apparently, but now I'm all weirded out, because now it's like, you got a pimple! Well, you were holding your phone, like, right up to your nose, and it was, like, staring at me. My cavernous nose, yeah, I know, you're like… Yeah, you got proboscis. Yeah. Maximus, for sure. Yeah, yeah. Now… If you've listened for a little while, you know that at the new year, we bring on, you know, our prestidigitator, Polish Nostradamus. Miles, is Polish Nostradamus here with us tonight? Okay. Apparently, Polish, his vibrator has gotten stuck.Do you want me to read last year's? Yeah, go ahead. Let's see how accurate I was in picking things to come. In no particular order. Roll it. You always do a Super Bowl pick. Baltimore Ravens versus Philadelphia Eagles. Ravens win. I don't think that happened. No, no. Keep going. Godzilla minus one wins best picture. i don't think they were even nominated for that uh well they won best uh they won best stomping and they won something yeah it was a good movie, by the way, if you haven't seen it. I watch it. Yeah. I've watched it twice well i mean people listening. So, uh, the lead singer of queen, Matt Damon as sandy from greece sings hopelessly devoted according to miles dream. I don't think.my dream. Yeah. My dream is to watch madman all right you caught me yeah appears on 69 sasquatch podcast. Yeah? It didn't happen. It didn't happen this last year, but You never know it's gonna hold out hope. This could be they don't stop. I mean, other than the predictions for the super Bowl. They don't stop on the year. So it's 69 Sasquatch. Yeah. These don't expire. Yeah. They don't expire. Exactly. Condom factory burns down. Yeah. Condom shortage shortage happens. Oh yeah. That was a funny one. Yeah. And the whole condom shortage kind of funny. Yeah. Miley Cyrus spoofs, Taylor Swift was song. She got sacked about Travis Kelts. Yeah. I don't think that's happened before. But I will tell you that I've seen no less than two Hallmark movies about romance and the Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah. Yeah. To me, that is weird. An unknown country sells tickets to watch a corpse blow up. That couldn't have happened. I think that's your most…That's the closest to actually hitting the nail on the head. The president of the U.S. disappears for 37 minutes and can't be found. I think that actually, that one may be true. Yeah, that could be true. During those 37 minutes, they switcherooed him and Kamala Harris ran for president. Yeah, the old switcheroo. Old switcheroo. Bob Lament becomes a grandpa because of illegitimate son shows up with a baby and he denies it. That hasn't happened. Has not. Has not. Could be like 69 Sasquatch for all we know. Yeah, this could happen. Flood takes out the arch and Budweiser gives away free beer. No, not this year. No. While eating pizza with Bob, Miles sees his first UFO out the window. Bob says, I told you so. Hasn't happened, but we…This year we didn't really see each other. No, it was. Yeah. It was just a crazy kooky year. You know, it was, uh, we have like a, a slideshow on the TV and you popped up, uh, on my slideshow today. Really? Yeah. From 2022 when we were in downtown Decatur. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll get together then, you know, we'll have a good, we're going to have a good time then. Yeah. We vowed to get back together again. We just have not gotten there yet. Well, somebody always busy. I know. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Luke from Modern Family, and Chevy Chase all die. None of those people died in 2024. So this one has a deadline. Finally, your good friend Jeff does a dual proposal to the Soap Girls. The outcome is unknown.and I don't think he, well, he probably did a dual proposed that one again could be true, yeah we don't we don't know the outcome. So that one is totally plausible. I could be so but unfortunately your pick was you did a dual pick either seeing the first UFO while we're eating pizza or 69 in Sasquatch. So, yeah. don't get the prize for this year. I wanted that to happen so bad. Yeah. And I picked the condom factory burns down. Yeah. So neither one of us. So you were going to, I was going to pay for you to go to a bears autograph signing. Yeah. And you were going to take me to the beef house in hopes of seeing Larry bird. So we, neither one of us get our prize. Oh, dang it. But you know, it's a new year.brand new year brand new list right right you're right so uh shall we start polish okay so yes so these are things that i'm not saying will happen they could happen possibly i don't want them to happen but i just put my noggin to happen is that what you're saying Yeah, so if it sounds cruel or mean or whatever, it's not meant to be. It's just, it is what it is, so. Okay. And I always try to do a 13, a baker's dozen, as they call it in your area. And I like to start off with the Super Bowl picks, and I went with the easy choices this year. I'm going to say it comes down to Kansas City versus Detroit with Detroit winning. Really? Yes.Detroit wins. You really, you think Detroit wins. You want a hundred percent going out on a limb on that one because the chiefs, you know, are the team to beat. Right. So, yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. They have Hallmark movies about them. Well, I, I don't doubt you, but you know, I'm just saying, I think there's going to be an upset. Yeah. I mean, the chiefs have won. How many years now? Two years, three, too many. Too, too many. Three years, I can't even remember. It's too many. They've won a lot. Yes, they have won a lot. I keep hearing about it because I do live in the state with the Chiefs or near all that. Yeah, close enough. Yeah, it doesn't matter where you live in Missouri or in Missouri. You hear about the Chiefs. Yeah. Okay. All right, well. These are no particular order? These are no order, so hopefully they'll get better as I go, but there's no guarantee.Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah. So if you haven't turned off the show by now, you might want to start right. That was an easy one to get through right there. Yeah. Well, I like to do the, you know, I like to do the Superbowl pick up front. I know you love the Superbowl. 12. All right. Number 12. And I should have Googled this lady's name before doing, I feel stupid. I didn't do this now, but you enter a contest to, to meet up with the Australian lady that was in the break dancing competition in the Olympics. Oh, I don't remember her name either. I, and I didn't Google it, darn it. But, um, you challenge, it's like a contest and you went, well, you, you have the right to dance against her, but you don't win. Ultimately the, I don't, I, I break dance worse than she does is what you're saying. I, yeah, she beat your ass to the ground. Yeah.And I see it'd be funny if I were to Google her name, I think. Yeah. You want me to Google it right now? No, don't. That's Dolores something. I don't know. I mean, she's not a very good break dancer, but I don't think that I could even move the way she moved. I know. That's what I'm saying. She whips your ass. If we did have that, that would certainly be the outcome. I mean, I'd watch it. i'd 100 watch it, but i don't think, uh I'd probably throw a knee out and then yeah in the end of the competition. You're like immediately out. You're like, oh! I was worried about that while i was shoveling snow today. Go ahead. Yeah, right. Yeah, your heart's all Well, no, my knee popping out. Uh, you know, uh, you live, you live close to, uh,