Avast, ye scurvy listeners! Episode 13 sets sail with a full crew aboard the Poop Deck and chaos in the wind. Angel ties the knot, John shatters his wrist (and probably his dignity), and the lads dive headfirst into the world of hair alchemy: pomades, pastes, and powders, oh my. From the bizarre history of barbers to Russia’s infamous beard tax, no follicle is safe. Grab your grog, sharpen your scissors, and prepare for a voyage of laughs, lore, and just the right mix of “some of this” with “some of that.”