It’s a cosmic comedy collision on this episode of Morning Crankers! 💥 We’re launching headfirst into absurdity—starting with NASA’s $3 million quest for a better way to squish space poop 🚀💩. Then we flip into Conspiracy Crackdown where we ask the BIG question: Is there life after death... or just overdue taxes? We talk about the tragic story of a former LSU wide receiver, the Menendez brothers’ courtroom twist, and a bizarre tale involving a Bulgarian football team that feels like it was written by a sleep-deprived AI. 😵‍💫⚽ And don’t miss our “Freedom Fitness” segment: a female jogger goes viral recommending open carry for safety on the trails—because cardio and caliber now go hand in hand. 💪🔫 Plus, we announce the new MorningCrankers.com—your one-stop shop for Crankers chaos, comedy, and merch! Strap in, laugh hard, and question everything!

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