Poorly Educated

By Drive By Dogs

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The Podcast where Quizzical Questionnaires Question Questions Quizzically.

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Poorly Educated episodes:

05.20.2021
You're a Rat, I'm a Fart, and He's the Floor, Poorly Educated #120
In this episode, we basically just give each other funny names and question our existence. Just like any other week. Enjoy.
05.10.2021
We Spitroast Bezos in Cabo, Poorly Educated #119
Thank you Express VPN for sponsoring this episode of Poorly Educated! Secure yourself online by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Smart and get an extra 3 months free!In this episode, we discuss a possible change in life expectancy, fast food pube counts, and engage...
04.22.2021
The First Annual Audio Only Hot Dog Eating Contest, Poorly Educated #118
Thank you Express VPN for sponsoring this episode of Poorly Educated! Secure yourself online by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Smart and get an extra 3 months free!In this episode, we witness hot dog history all the while auditioning AI for the role of...
04.20.2021
Wiggly Wobbly World, Poorly Educated #117
Thank you Express VPN for sponsoring this episode of Poorly Educated! Secure yourself online by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Smart and get an extra 3 months free!In this episode, we discuss The Eddleman Era of the pod, the government chicken stockpile, and try...
04.06.2021
The Non-Linear Episode Episode, Poorly Educated #116
In this episode, we lose control of the format of the pod as we argue over whether or not to do a “backwards episode’. Enjoy. Oh shit, also we actually agree with the Big Bang so like, yeah.
03.25.2021
Sex, Ethics, & Deep Fake Detectives, Poorly Educated #115
Thank you Express VPN for sponsoring this episode of Poorly Educated! Secure yourself online by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Smart and get an extra 3 months free!In this episode, we discuss the way things is by covering all three of the worlds topics....
03.10.2021
Noisy Northern Lights, (Endurance Digging), Poorly Educated #114
In this episode, we discuss not just where is Waldo, but how he might be doing as well. All the while making revelation after revelation about things we should probably already know. Enjoy.
02.25.2021
Say Umcle, Poorly Educated #113
In this episode, we discuss squirt Haikus, Flint Michigan’s Water Crisis, and how we’re close to having the perfect alphabet. Enjoy.
02.10.2021
Soil Attraction & Earth's Hole, Poorly Educated #112
Thank you Express VPN for sponsoring this episode of Poorly Educated! Secure yourself online by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Smart and get an extra 3 months free! In this episode, we discuss dreams of digging, Rylee & Morgan's First Annual Beef Party, and the...
02.03.2021
More Fingers, Different Math, (Groundhog Elixir), Poorly Educated #111
In this episode, we discuss musk vs must, how math is entirely arbitrary, and embarrassingly reveal that Morgan knows very little about Light Years. Enjoy.
01.30.2021
Hollow Corpse Among the Stars, Poorly Educated #110
In this episode, we discuss funeral music, Timeless Foxes, and Elon Musk’s foolproof way to spot a liar. Enjoy.
01.21.2021
Manipulating Aliens & Gold Plated Wolves, Poorly Educated #109
Thank you Express VPN for sponsoring this episode of Poorly Educated! Secure yourself online by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Smart and get an extra 3 months free!In this episode, we explore dangerous, ungrounded hypotheticals all the while taking a deeper dive into just...
01.16.2021
Space Jesus & Pneumatic Tubes, Poorly Educated #108
In this episode, we discuss intergalactic religion, pneumatic tubes, and to make things nice we even read a little parable. Enjoy.
12.31.2020
Birds, Bricklayers, & Eaters, (Moon Leader Heath), Poorly Educated #107
In this episode, we shit ourselves and bow down to Moon Leader Heath, all the while solving the Social Media Dilemma. Enjoy.
12.21.2020
AI Frogs & Lebron James, Poorly Educated #106
Go to HelloFresh.com/SMART90 and use code SMART90 to get $90 off including free shipping.In this episode, we discuss Mole Rat Slaves, John Henry for like way too long, and how even terrorists hate Ohio State. Enjoy.
11.15.2020
Polite Pranks & Negative 300 Speed, Poorly Educated #105
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10.24.2020
Bert Doatbag, the Boat Dirtbag, (Immortality & Language Barriers), Poorly Educated #104
In this episode, we mentally devolve as we discover we are just, like, used to what spit tastes like. By the end, we invent some things and reveal our toes. Enjoy.
10.17.2020
What Constitutes a Sense, (We maybe need a King), Poorly Educated #103
In this episode, we accidentally record for like and hour and forty minutes about nonsense, and sense too if you think about it. Anyways this is the first episode we have felt pretty good about recording since we all moved...
09.30.2020
Peanut Butter Jeremies, Poorly Educated #102
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09.06.2020
Hog Heritage & The Clear Baby Conundrum, Poorly Educated #101
In this episode, we discuss the Gay Confederacy, Wet Sweet T-Shirt Contests, and the language behind empathetic dialogue. Enjoy.
08.30.2020
The Dead Elephant Mystery, Poorly Educated #99
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06.12.2020
The Google Multiverse Theory & Pennsylvania Tap Water, Poorly Educated #98
Below this blurb, there is a link to an NYMag article called, “135 Ways to Donate in Support of Black Lives and Communities of Color”. We have decided to put our money where our mouth is in support of...
05.16.2020
Assigning Consciousness & Sitting In Gum, Poorly Educated #97
Thank you to BetterHelp for sposnsoring this week’s episode. Visit TryBetterHelp.com/DBA and get 10% off your first month!In this episode, we discuss our moon colony bet, The four layers of our world, and erotic pulls. All the while we revisit...
05.15.2020
Assigning Consciousness & Sitting In Gum, Poorly Educated #97 (Copy)
Thank you to BetterHelp for supporting this week’s episode. Visit TryBetterHelp.com/DBA and get 10% off your first month!In this episode, we discuss our moon colony bet, The four layers of our world, and erotic pulls. All the while we revisit...
05.09.2020
E-Oni Drinkifies Milkstopher, (w/Bunka!), Poorly Educated #96
In this episode, we discuss Chicken Tomagatchi & how sonar is like lethal. All the while exploring the Color something haha I’m a little drunk writing this. Emjoi
05.01.2020
Solving The Hollow Earth and Moon Time, Poorly Educated #95
In this episode, we discuss Gamer Milk, Why we don’t dig just like a little bit more, and what joke theft feels like first hand. Enjoy.
04.20.2020
Playing With Our Empty Gums, Poorly Educated #94
In this episode, we discuss Joe Biden’s Cannibal Teeth, Priming and the human subconscious, and Morgan’s devastatingly bad Resume. Enjoy.
04.02.2020
Enrique & The Mantis Shrimp, (w/Our Buddy Alex), Poorly Educated #93
In this episode, we invite on our Buddy Alex to talk about Horizontally Growing Trees, The Vela Effect, and his new Podcast with Ian, Win Lose Watchlist! Listen to their new show by visiting Hyperurl.co/WinLose
03.27.2020
Hey Dummy, We're In This Together, Poorly Educated #92
This episode is sponsored by our friends at Skillshare. Explore your creativity at Skillshare.com/PE and get 2 Free Months of Premium Membership.In this episode, we discuss Evan All Mighty, Productivity during the apocalypse, and Ian’s capacity for suffering. Enjoy.
03.23.2020
How Tall is God? Poorly Educated #91
In this episode, we discuss living in a simulation, social change, and being single during a pandemic. Enjoy. Everybody also check out Ian’s New Podcast, Win Lose Watchlist. It’s a podcast about two friends breaking down the best and worst...
03.12.2020
Not Existing Is Normal, Poorly Educated #90
This episode is sponsored by our friends at Skillshare. Explore your creativity at Skillshare.com/DBA and get 2 Free Months of Premium Membership.In this episode we lose Rylee to the Common Cold while we discuss the Corona Virus and our thoughts...
03.08.2020
Monkey Mouth & Society Points, Poorly Educated #89
In this episode we discuss, evolution, toothpaste, and the current state of social media. Enjoy.
03.04.2020
Did you hear about the aliens? Poorly Educated #88
In this episode, we discuss Earth’s second Moon, an idea for a child/room, and how 6:00PM may happen four times in one day. Enjoy.
02.19.2020
Space Debris & Korean Television, Poorly Educated #87
In this episode, we discuss Kessler Syndrome and Korean Television. Enjoy.
02.13.2020
Aphantasia and Inner Monologues, Poorly Educated #86
In this episode, we discuss Torture, The Minds Eye, and Punk Concert Bathrooms. Enjoy none of this ASAP, and All of it later.
02.09.2020
The Familiar Sound Box, Poorly Educated #85
In this episode, we discuss tooth tunez, Cuddlefish in 3D, and Brutus. Enjoy.
01.24.2020
Purple Acid Worms, (Moon Nuisance), Poorly Educated #84
In this episode, we discuss Lucid Dreaming, your subconscious, and how to better manage suffering. Enjoy.
01.02.2020
Tow Trucks, Cookies, and A Very Tiny Mistress, Poorly Educated #83
In this episode, we discuss a legal conundrum, Ian devouring cookies in front of a real ass man. All the while Rylee covers himself in Root Beer by the end of the episode. Enjoy. Will someone fucking email Ian? [email protected]@[email protected]
12.27.2019
The Tale of Gold Clothes: The Blood Brain of an Acrobat, Poorly Educated #82
This is our Christmas episode. Accept that. In this episode, we discuss our budget for fruit, Gold Clothes (obviously), along with all 9 conspiracy theories. Enjoy.
12.19.2019
Bangers, Beans, and Cash, Poorly Educated #81
In this episode, we discuss..well…Chris Evan’s Debit Card mostly. Enjoy.
12.06.2019
Evil Communist Fish, w/ Special Guest Michelle Obama, Poorly Educated #80
In this episode we discuss, an invasion, The Last Lady, and Undone on Amazon Prime. Enjoy.
11.27.2019
The Mysterious Something Walnut, Poorly Educated #79
This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast!This episode is also brought...
10.06.2019
Lopez's Live Animal Lootbox, Poorly Educated #78
This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast!In this episode, we discuss...
09.29.2019
Birthing Your Enemies, Poorly Educated #77
In this episode, we discuss homophones, (or homonyms I don’t fucking know lol), for a completely unreasonable amount of time. Enjoy.
09.07.2019
The Piss Boys are all about The Jellyfish Aramada, Poorly Educated #76
In this episode, we discuss Horse Code and all it's glory while dissecting the self and living by Ian's weekly teachings. Enjoy.
07.31.2019
The Self Episode, Poorly Educated #75
This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast!In this episode, we dive...
07.18.2019
The Wood Chuck Warriors of Central America, Poorly Educated #74
In this episode, we talk about what a brain to brain interface would be like and try to conceptualize special relativity. All the while Ian brings up Duncan Trussel like 11 times. Enjoy.The Boys:Ian Whitefield- Twitter:@IanWhitefield - Email: [email protected] Cahill-...
06.30.2019
Flavored Spit vs. Pancake Sandals, Poorly Educated #73
This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast!In this episode, we skip...
06.12.2019
Something Good & Gay, (The Entirety of Everything), Poorly Educated #72
In this episode, we return to give our thoughts on an interesting Would You Rather and Ian's perspective on the world after reading Michael Gungor book, "This". Oh, also Ian goes on some weird gay tangent about 14:00 Minutes in...
04.25.2019
The need for Global Cooperation, Poorly Educated #71
This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast!In this episode, we get...

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Poorly Educated episodes:

You're a Rat, I'm a Fart, and He's the Floor, Poorly Educated #120

We Spitroast Bezos in Cabo, Poorly Educated #119

The First Annual Audio Only Hot Dog Eating Contest, Poorly Educated #118

Wiggly Wobbly World, Poorly Educated #117

The Non-Linear Episode Episode, Poorly Educated #116

Sex, Ethics, & Deep Fake Detectives, Poorly Educated #115

Noisy Northern Lights, (Endurance Digging), Poorly Educated #114

Say Umcle, Poorly Educated #113

Soil Attraction & Earth's Hole, Poorly Educated #112

More Fingers, Different Math, (Groundhog Elixir), Poorly Educated #111

Hollow Corpse Among the Stars, Poorly Educated #110

Manipulating Aliens & Gold Plated Wolves, Poorly Educated #109

Space Jesus & Pneumatic Tubes, Poorly Educated #108

Birds, Bricklayers, & Eaters, (Moon Leader Heath), Poorly Educated #107

AI Frogs & Lebron James, Poorly Educated #106

Polite Pranks & Negative 300 Speed, Poorly Educated #105

Bert Doatbag, the Boat Dirtbag, (Immortality & Language Barriers), Poorly Educated #104

What Constitutes a Sense, (We maybe need a King), Poorly Educated #103

Peanut Butter Jeremies, Poorly Educated #102

Hog Heritage & The Clear Baby Conundrum, Poorly Educated #101

The Dead Elephant Mystery, Poorly Educated #99

The Google Multiverse Theory & Pennsylvania Tap Water, Poorly Educated #98

Assigning Consciousness & Sitting In Gum, Poorly Educated #97

Assigning Consciousness & Sitting In Gum, Poorly Educated #97 (Copy)

E-Oni Drinkifies Milkstopher, (w/Bunka!), Poorly Educated #96

Solving The Hollow Earth and Moon Time, Poorly Educated #95

Playing With Our Empty Gums, Poorly Educated #94

Enrique & The Mantis Shrimp, (w/Our Buddy Alex), Poorly Educated #93

Hey Dummy, We're In This Together, Poorly Educated #92

How Tall is God? Poorly Educated #91

Not Existing Is Normal, Poorly Educated #90

Monkey Mouth & Society Points, Poorly Educated #89

Did you hear about the aliens? Poorly Educated #88

Space Debris & Korean Television, Poorly Educated #87

Aphantasia and Inner Monologues, Poorly Educated #86

The Familiar Sound Box, Poorly Educated #85

Purple Acid Worms, (Moon Nuisance), Poorly Educated #84

Tow Trucks, Cookies, and A Very Tiny Mistress, Poorly Educated #83

The Tale of Gold Clothes: The Blood Brain of an Acrobat, Poorly Educated #82

Bangers, Beans, and Cash, Poorly Educated #81

Evil Communist Fish, w/ Special Guest Michelle Obama, Poorly Educated #80

The Mysterious Something Walnut, Poorly Educated #79

Lopez's Live Animal Lootbox, Poorly Educated #78

Birthing Your Enemies, Poorly Educated #77

The Piss Boys are all about The Jellyfish Aramada, Poorly Educated #76

The Self Episode, Poorly Educated #75

The Wood Chuck Warriors of Central America, Poorly Educated #74

Flavored Spit vs. Pancake Sandals, Poorly Educated #73

Something Good & Gay, (The Entirety of Everything), Poorly Educated #72

The need for Global Cooperation, Poorly Educated #71