Special Guest VARA DARK is here today! Let's Go!

1) Highguard Discord PANICS as Game Release FLOPS

2) Margot Robbie Chooses Fans Over Pretentious Film Critics

3) Ethan Hawke Can't Decide If He Should Talk About Politics

4) Pulp Fiction Actor's Death Ruled Accidental as Conspiracy Theories Come Out

We hit 1,000 episodes yesterday so today the work continues!

1) Zendaya & Robert Pattinson Spark Debate With DISTURBING Photoshoot

2) Miley Cyrus Announces RETURN of Hannah Montana, Fans Are Confused - A

3) Tyra Banks REFUSES to Apologize After Being Exposed in Netflix Documentry

4 Fashion Brand REFORMATION Launches DIVORCE COLLECTION

5) MAGA Matchmaking Event Becomes Media PUNCHING BAG

Join us today as PCC celebrates 1000 EPISODES! Thank you so much for all the support you have shown our show! We wouldn't be here without you guys!

1) Shia LaBeouf Spreads TERROR in New Orleans on Mardi Gras Bar Crawl

2) Gen Z Using ANALOG BAGS to Avoid Doomscrolling

3) You Can Take Your AI Companion on a Date at World's First Chatbot Bar

4) Disney 'Gay Days' CANCELLED After Sponsors BAIL

5) Viral 'Vagueposts' Have RUINED Social Media

We are just ONE DAY AWAY From EPISODE 1000! Let's Go!

1) TOMB RAIDER Star Sophie Turner REFUSES to Play 'Sex Bombshell' Lara Croft

2) Influencer Mikayla Nogueira Milks Divorce For Social Media Clout

3) WUTHERING HEIGHTS Drives Women Wild With BookTok Degeneracy

4) SILENCE OF THE LAMBS Team REGRETS Buffalo Bill

5) Apple TV BURIES Cringe Show THE SAVANT, The Left Is FURIOUS

Hey Crisis Actors! Welcome back to the PCC WEEKEND UPDATE. Since the show went back to 5 days a week live I haven't had time to put these extra shows together but we are back!

All of these topics were done outside of the regular show so as always this is brand new content for the loyal audio listeners.

PCC episode 1000 is coming up and we are so grateful for your support.

1) Netflix CEO Admits to The Government That SUPERMAN Underperformed at The Box Office

2) Rebecca Ferguson Should Either Name The Abusive Actor or Keep it to Herself

3) SCREAM Boycott FAILS as Pre-Sale Tickets EXPLODE Past All Prior Films

4) WONDER MAN Is a Surprising Bright Spot From Marvel b

5) Someone Uploaded Me to a Personality Database and Got EVERYTHING WRONG

6) This Is Why The Rockford Files Reboot Will Go MANY SEASONS

Friday! The best day! Let's Go!

1) Michelle Yeoh & Kevin James SHOOT DOWN Political Questions From Reporters

2) James Van Der Beek SLANDERED as MAGA After Tragic Death A

3) Brett Cooper Appears on Clavicular Stream Causing Online MELTDOWNS A

4) American Girl Dolls 'Modern Remake' Is a Disaster

5) Studies Show Gen Z Is the First Generation Dumber Than the Last

The Boys are back in town!

1) James Van Der Beek GoFundMe Raises OVER $1 Million in Under 24 Hours

2) Instagram ON TRIAL Over HORRIFIC Effects of Social Media Addiction

3) Brooklyn Beckham Represents The Cultural Push to ABANDON Your Family

4) Britney Spears Just Sold Her ENTIRE Music Catalogue

5) Hollywood PANICS as ANOTHER Strike Looms, AI Executives Get DEATH THREATS

Wednesday! Let's get into stuff!

1) Dawson's Creek Star James Van Der Beek Dead at Just 48 Years Old

2) Disney's Massive SNOW WHITE Failure Finally EXPOSED

3) Bella & Gigi Hadid ACCUSED of SICK Acts in The Epstein Files

4) Olympic Gold Medalist Confesses CHEATING on Ex-GF on Live TV

5) Kurt Cobain's Death Allegedly a HOMICIDE, Says New Investigation

6) Toby Maguire ATTACKED For Dating 20 Year Old Instagram Model

Colonel Kurtz is back! Lets talk about stuff!

1) Chappell Roan & More REVOLT Against Major Hollywood Agent Named in The Epstein Files

2) New Data Shows PLUMMETING Viewership For Bad Bunny's Halftime Show

3) Travis Kelce's Ex Kayla Nicole Takes Shots at Taylor Swift in Super Bowl Ad

4) WUTHERING HEIGHTS Will be Another Soulless Remake 'Updated For Modern Audiences'

5) Police Investigating 'Wife' of Actor on Life Support After Suspicious Fall

6) Jake Paul Cheers on Fiance Jutta Leerdam as She Sets Olympic Records

We are back! LFG!

1)0.0 Woke Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Show MOGS Turning Point

2)0.1 Doja Cat GOES OFF on Celebrity Friends, 'Nobody Wants to Hear Your S***'

3)1 Olympic Opening Ceremony Sparks Another SATANIC PANIC

4)2 Clavicular ARRESTED After Causing Chaos on College Campus

5)3 Ye's Wife Bianca Censori Finally Explains Outrageous Public 'Outfits'