CAMELOT IS HERE! LET'S GOOOO!

1) Billie Eilish Feud With Elon Musk Sparks Looksmatch Debate

2) Women Are SICK of MANKEEPING

3) AI Powered Toys RECALLED After Teaching Kids to Start Fires & Find Weapons

4) Influencers Sell Anti-Depressants as a Hot Lifestyle Accessory

5) Is Eating Dinner Alone Causing The Male Loneliness Epidemic

Phil is here THRASHIN....Wednesday?!

1) WICKED Press Tour SILENCED as Ariana Grande & Cynthia Erivo_s WEIRD Behavior WORSENS

2) Feminists DEMAND Millie Bobby Brown DIVORCE 'Useless' Husband Jake Bongiovi

3) OF Star Ariel Kytsya Invited to Speak to College Students

4) Jeffree Star SLAMS Pro-Trans Parents as 'F***ING WEIRDOS'

5) Gen Z Decided to Make Smoking Cigarettes Cool Again

Brett is back! Let's Go.

1) Michelle Obama WHINES About Toxic Beauty Standards

2) 'Succession' Actress Dasha Nekrasova DROPPED by Talent Agency After Controversial Podcast

3) LABUBU Movie in the Works at Sony, Hollywood Has Officially GIVEN UP

4) Blake Lively AMBUSHED Justin Baldoni, Says Rainn Wilson in Bombshell Text Messages

5) INSANE Gen Z Dating Rules Have Made It IMPOSSIBLE to Find Love

Thank you, Crisis Actors for checking out another episode of the PCC Weekend Update!

1) Billy Bob Thornton IS WRONG to Tell Actors To Shut Up About Politics

2) Warner Bros SILENT as Trump Administration Uses BATMAN to Promote His Agenda

3) Activists Are P***ED as LGBTQ Representation CRATERS in Hollywood

4) The V FOR VENDETTA Show Will Be The Most ON THE NOSE Show Ever Made

5)5 George Clooney Says AI Can't Replace Real Movie Stars

It's GILRS GIRLS GIRLS with Mary, Alex and Libby in the house!

1) DISTURBING New AI App Promises to Bring Back Dead People

2) WUTHERING HEIGHTS Reboot Looks Like a Total Trainwreck

3) Women Accused of RUINING the Workplace, DESTROYING the West

4) TERRIFYING Predictions for Gen Beta, WORSE Than Gen Alpha iPad Babies

5) Luxury Skincare Brand For TODDLERS Sparks Outrage

Phil IS BACK! THASHING THURSDAY LIVES!

1) DAWSON'S CREEK Fans URGE Sony to Pay For James Van Der Beek's Cancer Treatment

2) AI Country Artist BREAKING RUST Tops Charts, Producers TERRIFIED

3) Brie Larson DRAGGED After SUPER MARIO BROS Casting

4) OZEMPIC NIGHTMARE FUEL: Meghan Trainor & Amy Schumer Display DRAMATIC Weight Loss

5) Can Republican & Democrat Couples SURVIVE?

Let's talk about stuff!

1) TOY STORY 5 Throws Shade at iPad Baby Generation

2) Sabrina Carpenter Starring in ALICE IN WONDERLAND Reboot

3) STAR WARS Actor Oscar Isaac SLAMS Disney For Succumbing to FASCISM

4) Meghan Markle DISSED by Kim Kardashian After Kris Jenner_s Controversial Brthday Party

5) Hilary Duff Drops DISS TRACK on Leonardo DiCaprio_s AGE GAP OBSESSION

We have a bear of an episode today!

1 Billie Eilish MOCKED For Refusing to Smile in Photos

2) Florence Pugh WHINES About How Hard it Is to Be an Actress

3) Zendaya Allegedly FURIOUS at Sydney Sweeney Refusing to Promote EUPHORIA

4) NIKE Reveals Non-Binary Furry Model in Latest Campaign

5) Customers BRAWL Over RARE Starbucks Bear Cup

MONDAY! Alex from INVERTED WORLD Joins us! Let's GO!

1) Millie Bobby Brown & David Harbour FORCED to Play Nice at STRANGER THINGS Premiere

2) Taylor Swift SLAMMED For SIlence on Trump Using Her Songs on TikTok

3) Why Do Sydney Sweeney's Movies KEEP FAILING

4) Kelsea Ballerini REGRETS Putting Career Over Having Kids

5) TikToker on RAMPAGE to EXPOSE Greedy Churches

PCC Weekend Update #3 is here! Thank you so much for listening!

1) George Clooney REGRETS Helping Kamala While Jennifer Lawrence SHUTS UP About Politics

2) EVERYONE Hates The Idea of Warner Bros Getting Sold

3) Hollywood Has Ellison Derangement Syndrome

4) Limousine Liberal Debra Messing SLAMMED For Opposing Mamdani in New York

5) Leftists CRASHOUT, BOYCOTT Spotify Over ICE Ads