Pop It or Stop It

My face still breaks out in my mid-20s and it drives me insane. Do people actually notice? (Yes. I do. And that’s the problem.) I rant about popping vs. leaving the white volcano, moms and wives who love pimple popping, and why strangers with planet-sized zits make it impossible to shop at Walmart. Then we swerve into the Great Shower Debate: peeing in the shower (aim for the drain, clean after, don’t do it with someone else in there), socks in bed, and other unfiltered bathroom/life opinions. It’s gross, honest, and weirdly comforting—aka peak Weirdo.