It’s the Christmas Day show and there are new developments in the behind the scenes story of Magic Wanda’s wobbly magic condition. Abu is off on a hunt for the Crystal of Occlusion, a magic artifact that can diagnose a magic person’s illnesses. Meanwhile things at the Popmachine studio are struggling along on less than a perfect situation. Two weeks ago Wanda’s wobbly magic caused an explosion that killed everyone in the studio. Abu still doesn’t know about the explosion. Abu’s cousin Ali Too Badd has come to Wanda’s aid to try to figure out some magical way to fix things. Wanda suggested they try tantric sex magic, and Ali is down for the mystical mambo, but first things first… there’s a show to do.

Magic Wanda and Ali Too Badd discuss their current situation and listen to a voice mail from Abu.

*Sexy Santa by Pilar Caldwell

It’s still the Happy Holidaze with plenty of consumption of everything. The story so far, Abu Ben Badd seems to be off on a Christmas, Genie adventure. He recommended a friend of his to sub for him. A female Genie named Magic Wanda to cover his duties on the show. While last week’s show was airing, Wanda spent most of her time hiding away in the Genie lounge, huffing on her hookah, instead of working the control booth. What was she doing in there all that time? Why did the studio and staff get blown to bits from pushing a shorted out button on the console? So, the studio is a shambles and we’re still stuck with Wanda for the time being until Abu gets back. Lots of mystery to uncover, but the show must go on because we don’t want to give you your money back. As if you “Cheap Charlies” pay for anything around here.

The Somewhat Mysterious – MAGIC WANDA

Magic Wanda and Ali Too Badd (Abu’s cousin) converse.

It’s the Happy Holidaze with plenty of caloric intake and consumption of intoxicating chemistry. Not least of which is all the THC and cannabis clouds floating above the heads of Christmas party patrons. That smoke gets into everything including this episode of Ira Harmon’s Popmachine. All you Vipers became Vapers but the high is still the dragon you chase. Light ‘em up if you got some of that doja, tea, jive, or gage, and kick back and listen to the odes to Marijuana.

INTRODUCING MAGIC WANDA

Reefer Madness Movie Trailer

It’s that time of year again, you know the crazy time, holiday season time, Christmas time. So Ira thought that you could use some mellowing while you’re out and about navigating crowds of mindless mirthful minions hell bent on mass consumption. Lock yourself away someplace warm, quiet and cozy where meter maids, morons, and muggers seldom mingle, and pop open another episode of Ira Harmon’s Popmachine and enjoy that digital mixtape vibe with a cup of your favorite libation. Spiked eggnog anyone? We got the audio covered so, for the happy holidaze all we need is a Ho, Ho, Ho, so if you see one send her our way [insert rimshot here]. [su_audio url=”https://thepopmachine.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/rimshot-joke-funny-80325.mp3″ width=”10%”]

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