John and Mom check in to share the latest from their lockdown life. Plus: The Half-A-Gross Listener Contest

Mom determines which character from The Office she would most like to sleep with.

Mom reviews the Netflix comedy special PETE DAVIDSON: ALIVE FROM NEW YORK. Mom offers her report from the front lines of the coronavirus fight in rural New Hampshire. Mom explains her system for choosing who to root for on JEOPARDY!.

Mom reviews the fifth season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL. John shares the story of his worst parenting night ever. Mom protests a TV commercial for crooked-penis medication.

Mom reviews the reality competition LEGO MASTERS. Mom recaps her experience of the New Hampshire primary election.
 John tells Mom about a dumb thing he did.

Mom reviews SUPER BOWL LIV: the commercials, the announcers, the halftime show, and more!

Mom reviews the Netflix reality series THE CIRCLE. John reveals the truth behind Mom’s claim that she was named “Class Flirt” in high school. Mom ponders how to grieve a celebrity death.

Mom reviews the comedy special JOHN MULANEY & THE SACK LUNCH BUNCH. Mom insists that her high school yearbook title of “Class Flirt” is not “open to interpretation.” Mom examines the ontology of an airline boarding pass.

Mom reviews STAR WARS EPISODE IX: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER. Mom breaks her new year’s resolution with a trip to Yankee Candle. Mom is annoyed to learn of the phrase “OK, boomer” while watching JEOPARDY!.

Mom reviews the holiday classic IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE. Photographs from a holiday party disappoint Mom. Mom scorns the “politics” of the Berenstain Bears’ quest for a Christmas tree.