WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE DOING HERE ANYMORE!!!!

that's right, it's a Shelly Duvall Double Feature! 

Stanley Kubrick tortures Shelley, as Mother Goose tortures the Chocolate Bear!

Plus the return of our very good friend, the Polar Bear! Hop on, chill out, and email us: [email protected]

TRAUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What is true? Who are we? Can a person change who they are in order to achieve a better life, a different life? 

These movies will explore those questions and much more, such as: do bananas float?

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Plans fo astray! Cowboys and Androids populate this episode of Film Harvest!

Do classics stand up? Is sci-fi still good? Let's find out together!

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Chocolate Bear has a conversation about everyone's favorite environmental film, and how it was ripped off to make Avatar.

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This is an older episode, if we're gunna be honest. But it's out anyways, so enjoy! 

Officially our longest episode title, sit back and enjoy this one

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We did it! The horror episode is upon us! 

Wes Craven is the man, and you and everybody knows it! We took his two meta movies and saw which is more self aware!

SPOILER: Yes!

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Chocolate Bear has never played the acclaimed video game The Last Of Us. Vanilla Bear only recently played the game.

Vanilla Bear, in this situation, must spoil the entire game to Chocolate Bear! Don't worry, he wasn't ever planning on playing it anyways!

Ph, also, we talk about other things also.

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We haven't seen the movie yet, but we read the book! 

We dive into a strange exorcism tale about coca-cola, retro music, and classic movies. Also there's a not-so-friendly possession. 

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A triple review for our cubs this week, as we follow the Sandman: the comic, the audio drama, and television show. 

You couldn't dream of a better look at this magical journey!

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Barbers vs Beaters! Slavers vs Bakers! Judges vs Lawyers!

What an interesting two movies to set against each other! Large epics coming together for the most unlikely movie review!

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