Do you, the listener, take us, Jabu, to be your two favorite boys?

Something tells us you're wondering about the perfect way to P the Q? Welp, your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of popping the question!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Arthur's big nasty family

• No instruments please

• Soak it up

• Grim Reaper horse

• SUPER SPECIAL BONUS JABU FLASHBACK: The Werterpark Debate

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