Bacon, foreplay, sexual fantasies, breastfeeding, This Week in Bieber News, Goodreads, Ebay, friendships between men and women, and voodoo curses. That about does it for this week.

We delve further into the world of hypotheticals, and end up taking on sex dreams (the animated, the unfinished, the greyed-out, and the totally hot), being attracted to cartoons, superpowers we covet, and we end up finding the perfect career for Evan's son.

Pop5 welcomes its first guest, and we discuss publicly shaming children, the worst punishments we ever received, childhood shoplifting, the pleasures of new socks, wallowing in your own personal filth, the Steubenville rape case, and Jerry Sandusky.

Switching sports, switching countries, switching sex, switching faces, and Buddy is way too interested in nicknames for fetishes.

We start off with current events, and end up at haunted houses, the Singularity, Star Trek, clones, and time travel.

In which we argue that there should be public places where kids aren't allowed, and talk about the disaster movies and horror films of our youth that scarred us for life.

In which we discuss drones and filibusters, What Not to Wear, the Reptilian Humanoid conspiracy theory, Dick Cheney, new and old music, Brett Ratner, Star Wars, superhero movies, and ebooks versus paper books.

In which we discuss naked celebrities, Girl Scout cookies, luchador masks, protests, racism, going to church, and strip clubs.

In which we talk about the Oscars, gay bars, internet dating, Philadelphia versus New York City, the ethics of wearing pajamas in public, and why anyone would ever answer the door when they are not expecting someone to come over. And we now know not to ever shake hands with Buddy.