这是十九世纪法国印象流派的名画。

zhè shì shí jiǔ shìjì Fǎguó yìnxiàng liúpài de mínghuà 。

This is a famous 19th century French impressionist painting.

就这画，都模糊了。你别给我拿那残次品。法国人眼神儿不好吧。我要最好的画儿。

jiù zhè huà ， dōu móhu le 。 nǐ bié gěi wǒ ná nà cáncìpǐn 。fǎguórén yǎnshenr2 bù hǎo ba 。 wǒ yào zuì hǎo de huàr 。

It's all blurred. Don't give me that kind of shoddy product. Don't French people have good taste in paintings? I want the best!

好。那您就看看现代派吧。你看这现代派颜色设置巧妙，构图非常简洁。

hǎo 。 nà nín jiù kànkan xiàndàipài ba 。 nǐ kàn zhè xiàndàipài yánsè shèzhì qiǎomiào ， gòutú fēicháng jiǎnjié 。

OK. Then take a look at this modernist one. Look at its ingenious color structure and design and the cleanliness of the composition.

就这画儿? 我儿子三岁，比这画得好多了。

jiù zhè huar4 ? wǒ érzi sān suì ， bǐ zhè huà de hǎo duō le 。

This painting? My three year old paints better than this.

你儿子要是三岁就能画价值连城的名画，那你不就真成暴发户了?

nǐ érzi yàoshì sān suì jiù néng huà jiàzhíliánchéng de mínghuà ， nà nǐ bù jiù zhēn jiào chéng bàofāhù le ?

If your three year old can paint like this, then you're really going to count as nouveau riche.

嘿，那我就发财了。

hēi ， nà wǒ jiù fācái le 。

Hey, then I'll be rich.