你被解雇了！

You're being let go.

开玩笑！我是老板的儿子！

You've got to be kidding. I'm the boss' son.

什么？我是老板的女儿！

What? I'm the boss' daughter!

这么说......咱们俩是姐弟......

That means we're brother and sister.

天哪！这是什么公司！

Good gracious! What kind of company is this!