Porn Minus Porn

By 5th Quarter Media

What's Porn Minus Porn about?

Porn Minus Porn is a live comedy show where actors do cold readings of real porn scripts without acting out the sex. This podcast is a recording of the live stage show in Chicago. Learn more at PornMinusPorn.com

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Porn Minus Porn episodes:

06.28.2016
204: A Girl Thing
Cooper and Olivia try ambushing a woman into a date with another woman in the hope she'll realize she's a lesbian in this edition of "Black Tie Nights." In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their...
06.21.2016
203: Beauty and the Beach
In this episode of "Black Tie Nights," nerdy Ryan returns in a bid to become Cooper and Olivia's assistant. And a famous surfer dude ditches his groupies to find love with an older woman. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the...
06.14.2016
202: Naughty and Nice
In this episode of "Black Tie Nights," Cooper and Olivia try to hire an assistant for their matchmaking service and a famous soap opera star gets a date with a huge nerd. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater...
06.07.2016
201: Date and Switch
It's time for a brand new series. We're now following "Black Tie Nights." In the first episode, "Date and Switch," Olivia tries to get over the grief of her dead husband while Cooper plays matchmaker in the least efficient way...
05.31.2016
Hotel Exotica
In Hotel Exotica, a woman tries to salvage her terrible marriage with a meathead lawyer. Her sister looks to rebound after a breakup with her weird artist boyfriend. Romance, hallucinations, psychic encounters and a lingerie fashion show await the women...
05.24.2016
123: Happy Endings
In the Season One "Life on Top" finale, Sophie decides whether to take a new job in New York or move to Las Vegas to play poker for a living, Cassia prepares to open her own restaurant and Maya finally...
05.17.2016
122: All In
This is the single dumbest script we've ever done. Sophie must decide if she'll follow Ty on a lifetime poker quest, Cassia must choose whether to start her own restaurant or stay at Cafe Delices, Bella's rich douche ex-boyfriend Tom cooks up the weirdest...
05.10.2016
121: Growing Pains
Bella battles her existential crisis by sitting naked in a bathtub with her friends, and Cassia gets some unexpected help with her dream of opening her own restaurant In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage....
05.03.2016
120: Birthday Suit
Bella's friends plan an incredibly stupid surprise birthday party for her, Maya and D make up, Bella hooks up separately with her old flame Andre and her best friend Cassia, and Avi tries to make amends for sexually harassing Sophie by throwing a large amount...
04.26.2016
119: Blame It On Brazil
Sophie gets her crotch waxed for the first time and finally plays some real poker (two entire hands!), Bella proves herself to be a photography prodigy and Maya deals with some serious sexual frustration. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their...
04.01.2016
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
How hard could it be to make a decent Star Wars porn parody? Apparently very hard. Listen to a lackluster retelling of the original Star Wars film that somehow includes just four sex scenes, each less inspired than the last....
03.04.2016
118: First Date
Sophie finally goes on a date with the guy who's been bugging her since the season premiere. There's a ton of boring dialogue about poker. Maya tries to rebound by sleeping with her yoga instructor. Bella reunites with her role-playing...
02.26.2016
117: Down for the Count
Maya's kickboxing career is over before it begins. Sophie refuses to sleep with a client to win his business. Bella and Andre have a lovers' quarrel. And Vincent attempts to photograph the single dumbest model in the history of mankind. Bonus:...
02.19.2016
116: Girls Night Out
Sophie, Regina, Bella and Maya blow off steam at a night club. Maya's kickboxing trainer shares his true feelings. And Sophie's boss Avi ascends to super-creep status. You may note we've got an episode missing before this one. A technical glitch...
02.12.2016
114: Ménage à Top
Sophie finally quenches her urge and sleeps with her awful boss Avi. Maya finally quenches her urge and sleeps with her trainer. And a three-way with her best friend and a coworker leaves Cassia heartbroken. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under...
02.05.2016
113: Shoegasm
Maya sucks at her new job, but a fling with a hated coworker kinda makes up for it. Bella reconnects with a film director pal from her past. And Sophie attempts to heal from her crush on her boss with...
01.29.2016
112: Working Girls
Sophie wrestles with the discovery that her sister Bella is an erotic model. Maya hooks up with a random guy to relieve the stress from not being able to hook up with her personal trainer. Bella has uninspired role play...
01.22.2016
111: Sister Act
We rewind to the very first episode of the first season of Cinemax's soft-core series "Life on Top." Meet brilliant college senior Sophie and her bombshell erotic model sister Bella. How will Sophie and her college roommate react when they move...
01.15.2016
110: Exhibitionist
In the thrilling Season 2 finale of "Life on Top," all the cliffhangers that have been left dangling are tied up in one sexy bow. What was up with Vincent's phone call at the farm? Will Peter and Tippi work...
01.08.2016
109: The Angelina Effect
In this episode, Club Embryo hires a smokin' hot new bartender named Nikki. The entire cast is transfixed by her sheer sexual charisma. Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax...
12.22.2015
Fifty Shades of Grey: The Porn Minus Porn Holiday Special
Fifty Shades of Grey was an unsexy cinematic trainwreck that somehow managed to earn $570 million dollars worldwide. Find out if the dialogue holds up when we remove the sex scenes and focus on these two terrible characters. The actors received...
10.23.2015
108: Bad Luck Charlie
In this episode, sex-crazed Regina is paralyzed by the prospect she might have to get married someday. Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top." The...
10.16.2015
107: Blackout
In this episode, a power outage throws New York into chaos. Sexy, sexy chaos. Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top." The actors received their...
10.09.2015
106: The Ex Files
In this episode, Avi and Bella rekindle old flames while Tippi is a moron. Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top." The actors received...
10.02.2015
105: The Phuket List
In this episode, Regina enlists her friends to help complete her extensive sexual bucket list as the clock winds toward her 30th birthday. Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult...
09.25.2015
104: The Farmer and the Bella
In this episode, Bella visits a friend who likes wandering her farm naked and Doug falls madly in love with DJ Siren. Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax...
09.18.2015
103: Wedding Sex
In this episode, last-minute wedding plans force the gang to pull together (and have sex). Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top." The actors received...
09.11.2015
102: Ladies' Night
In this episode, a plan to bring customers to a struggling nightclub backfires. Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top." The actors received their scripts...
09.06.2015
101: Sextacular
In this episode, a chef's aphrodisiac recipes wreak sexual havoc on an office. Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top." The actors received their scripts...