Gon, the Dragonborn Cleric; Robyn, the Elven Barbarian; Astro, the Warforged Sorcerer; and Alf, the Human Sorcerer, Warlock, Cleric (yes, a triple multi-class), make camp in a dark forest on the final night of their two year journey. Their Bugbear scribe recalls their tales of heroics, reminding them of their purpose. Reminding them of all that Distortion has taken from them. This is the calm before the storm. 

Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence.

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Dungeon Master is Olive Jerome

Robyn is Rosemary Ochtman

Gon is Jorja Odd

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

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Sound effects used in this episode include:

Dreamy Ambient Background for Films - Mattio888

Peaceful Nature Ambient - Mattio888

Malevolent Presence Atmosphere - Mattio888

Whispers of Tranquility - Mattio888

Ominous Nightfall Atmosphere - Mattio888

Cinematic Ambient - Mattio888

FIREBurn_Campfire.Close.Long.Crackling.Flame roar.Squeack.Hiss.Artificial 1_EM - newlocknew

Bubbling - mlbb

Fireball - Pass By, Crackle - Noah Bangz

Fireball - Loaded, Burning - Noah Bangz

psaní brkem 02 - 6polnic

Sci Fi - Textures - Bowl_Cybin_02 - GregorQuendel

Cinematic Ticking Clock (heavy gears) - Timbre

rain1 - Rocktopus

Thunder - straget

Thunder Strikes, Lightning Storm, Claps - PNMCarrieRailfan

Fire - mmutua

dog barking 2 (bullmastiff) - Tomlija

wolf-growl - newagesoup

Ghost Lion Snarl Growl Sound Effect - ShangASDFGuy123 

Running Water - Vurca 

Melancholic Ambient Documentary - Mattio888 

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The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Lady Queen Demeter shows hospitality to her unwanted guests. She keeps insisting she’s Pookie’s mother, but what about Babe? Celestor also seems to have a history with the queen…

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Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross      

Andres is Steven Edwards

Daryl is Olive Jerome

Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman

Indigo is Jorja Odd

Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant.

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

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Jonika - @jonika_cazar

Sound effects used in this episode include:

leads and synth - 10cralph

Alien landing - BloodPixelHero

Fire Magic Impact - EminYILDIRIM

06348 distant ghost howl - RobinHood76

Fire - mmutua

CD_CONTACT_006FX_Magic_Mystery - kevp888

WINDDsgn_A Snowstorm.A Blizzard.The Wind With Gusts.Howling.Artificial 1_EM - newlocknew

DarkHit001 - Arcana23

SynthMadnessV1 - Michael-DB

01543 flying dragon - RobhinHood76

The Void electro - frankum

Ice Spell - Blizzard, Wind, Blast - Noah Bangz

Ice Cavern (looped) - igroglaz

ROCKCrsh_Huge Rock Landslide With Partial Collapse_EM - newlocknew

Intro_snow4 - levelclearer

This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

A showdown in the dungeons! The party faces off against Calcifer, the court wizard, and the real fairies our team are impersonating. Will they make it out? Or will they make an escape for their lives?

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Andres is Steven Edwards

Daryl is Olive Jerome

Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman

Indigo is Jorja Odd

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Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

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Listener names in this episode include:

Jonika - @jonika_cazar

Sound effects used in this episode include:

Electronic music - Krzyk dłoni - TamerJack.exe

Time Slow Down - PatrickLieberkind

Electrical Transition - qubodup

Poison Spell Magic - qubodup

Speed Up Magic - qubodup

CD_CONTACT_005FX_Stardust_Magic - kevp888

WINDDsgn_A Snowstorm.A Blizzard.The Wind With Gusts.Howling.Artificial 1_EM - newlocknew

DarkHit001 - Arcana23

beefier versions of 'another-magic-wand-spell-tinkle' [Freesound#221683] - timbre

Big Sci-Fi Explosion/Bomb (Close) [Mixed] - EvanBoyerman

MagicSourceRotating - Akkaittou

Tyrael - Spellbreaking - SoundFlakes

This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

With the ice elemental and manticores out of the way, Team A is free to explore the castle. More familiar faces appear, but it was not the reunion they were hoping for. And where has Jonika gotten off to?

Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and sexual references

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Andres is Steven Edwards

Daryl is Olive Jerome

Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman

Indigo is Jorja Odd

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Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

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Listener names in this episode include:

Jonika - @jonika_cazar

Sound effects used in this episode include:

Electronic music - Krzyk dłoni - TamerJack.exe

MagicSourceRotating - Akkaittou

Shower, A - InspectorJ

4 9 7 f dk slow synth- ERH

13080 stone crushing hit - RobinHood76

This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

The extent of the castle’s defences are discovered. New enemies, old enemies, and old new enemies all stand before Team A/Team M/TeamMA.

Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence.

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Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross      

Andres is Steven Edwards

Daryl is Olive Jerome

Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman

Indigo is Jorja Odd

Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant.

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

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Listener names in this episode include:

Jonika - @jonika_cazar

Sound effects used in this episode include:

Light Bulb Pops - CGEffex

Ghost Lion Snarl Growl Sound Effect - ShangASDFGuy123

WINDDsgn_A Snowstorm.A Blizzard.The Wind With Gusts.Howling.Artificial 1_EM - newlocknew

lightning - Taira Komori

Fireball - Pass By, Crackle - Noah Bangz

Fire Magic Impact - EminYILDIRIM

11111 freeze ray spell - RobinHood76

Lion Roar - qubodup

This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

The group’s investigations lead them through the portal in Flinder’s Street Station, but not before encountering a familiar face watching them.

Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence.

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Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross      

Andres is Steven Edwards

Daryl is Olive Jerome

Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman

Indigo is Jorja Odd

Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant.

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

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Misfit - @multiversal_misfits

Celestor - @celestor13

Jonika - @jonika_cazar

Sound effects used in this episode include:

Ziplock - 120 BPM F Maj - N0IZ

3D Magic Wand tinkle_16bit - timbre

CD_CONTACT_006FX_Magic_Mystery - kevp888

Tick Tock Clock - Close Mic - Toby_Crane

Giant4-fe-fi-Steps_0dB_0m20s - strangely_gnarled

Elemental Magic Spell - mokasza

Fireball - Pass By, Crackle - Noah Bangz

Fire Magic Impact - EminYILDIRIM

06348 distant ghost howl - RobinHood76

Fire - mmutua

Water Splash 1 - qubodup

Water, Pouring, A - InspectorJ

90's Rock Style - monkeyman535

This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Daryl investigates Ceres and Khione; Indigo works out the tape’s origins; Andres meets his mother; and Pookie plays Minecraft.

Content warnings for this week’s episode includes coarse language and suggestive language.

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Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross      

Andres is Steven Edwards

Daryl is Olive Jerome

Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman

Indigo is Jorja Odd

Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant.

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

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Listener names in this episode include:

Misfit - @multiversal_misfits

Celestor - @celestor13

Jonika - @jonika_cazar

Thorne - @thethornefiles_podcast

Cameron - Cameron Edwards

Sound effects used in this episode include:

Ziplock - 120 BPM F Maj - N0IZ

Amulet - 62 BPM D# Min - N0IZ

12287 oriental magic transformation - RobinHood76

Notification Up 2 - FoolBoyMedia

This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

The final confrontation with the Tyrant King, lord of a faraway realm. Then all will be right. Right?

Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence

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Bailey, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross      

Douglas is Steven Edwards

Olone is Olive Jerome

Flour is Rosemary Ochtman

Dungeon Master is Jorja Odd

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

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This podcast was recorded and produced on the lands of the Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

The journey is almost at an end. All that remains now is to climb the windmill that is the terrible tower of T.K. and put a stop to their operation. But who is this elusive T.K.?

Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence

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Bailey, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross      

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Dungeon Master is Jorja Odd

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Sound effects used in this episode include:

Door falls to floor - CastIronCarousel

Light Bulb Pops - CGEffex

Snakey_Atmo_A_070 - cormi

Magic Aura Shimmer - EminYILDIRIM

Chopin - Fantaisie-Impromptu (Arr. for Music Box) - 60 BPM Version - GregorQuendel

Bach - Partita No. 2 In C Minor, BWV 826 (Arranged for Strings) - GregorQuendel

Musicbox Arpeggio - I - Variation I - GregorQuendel

Falling Stars - A. J. Weidt - Arranged for Music Box - GregorQuendel

Vivaldi - The Four Seasons - Summer - Concerto in G minor - Op. 8, No. 2 - RV. 315 - Arranged for Solo Piano - GregorQuendel

SFX_ext_wood cutting_242031 Wian Heyns_OWsfx - veemdemens

Magic MalletPenC-XP - Xcreenplay

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The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Accompanied by their newly charmed friend Clive, our party makes the arduous journey through the outback towards the terrible tower of T.K., which lies beyond precarious cliffsides, suspicious valleys, and a corrupted forest. There may even be a dinosaur or two.

Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence

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Bailey, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross      

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Dungeon Master is Jorja Odd

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

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Sound effects used in this episode include:

Teleport-01b - DWOBoyle

Bach - Sonata No. 1 in G minor, BWV 1001 / III. Siciliana - Arranged for Solo Guitar - GregorQuendel

Symphonic Arpeggio (Brass) - II - Variation III - GregorQuendel

Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata - 1. Movement - Piano Sonata Nr. 14, Op. 27, Nr. 2 - GregorQuendel

Symphonic Arpeggio (Strings & Woodwinds) - II - Variation II - GregorQuendel

Bells / Celesta Arpeggio - II - Variation III - GregorQuendel

Chopin - Fantaisie-Impromptu (Arr. for Music Box) - 60 BPM Version - GregorQuendel

Bach - Invention 9 in F Minor, BWV 780 - Arranged for Music Box - GregorQuendel

Alien windbells up - jobro

AMBIENCE 1 CRICKETS AT NIGHT - MessyAcousticApocalypse666

Fire - mmutua

08832 dark magic teleport - RobinHood76

Binauraul Fireworks 2024 - Suso_Ramallo

lightning - Taira Komori

This podcast was recorded and produced on the lands of the Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.