Bob picks up some weird vibes from the wait staff, while Miles reluctantly helps his wife with a wildlife incident. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/_14Y4FDI95A Bad AI Transcript of the show this week That's lovely. Lovely to hear you drinking. So lovely to hear you drinking. I'm going to chew some ice. Yeah, why don't you chew some ice? Why don't you suck on a teat? Anybody? anybody's anybody's tea yes anybody so the intro. Yeah, oh, it's not playing the sounds, though. I gotta figure that out. We're talking over there but you can't play the sounds, right? Oh. Oh, it's also backwards, too. Oh, it's backwards. Wow, how'd you do that? Yeah, well, it wasn't on purpose oh this is bob Hey, everyone. This is your big friend, Miles. Big friend, yes. That's for sure. I'm big. I'm bad. I'm big and bad. I'm your friend. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. It's Miles Title. No, no, no. He's going to play a song for you.want to have a good time hey hey hey hey man welcome thanks for tuning in. You know, hopefully you'll laugh a lot. Hopefully your sphincter will get a workout. And then you'll listen. uh it's been, it's been, uh you know, nonstop weather channel around these parts, you know, so. Right. You are okay. Uh, you had a tornado. I had random, uh, listeners checking on me and I knew it. I knew it. Oh, I knew it. See, I brought this up before we started recording. Maybe we should, uh, uh, check on him, send him a note and say, Bob, are you okay? And yeah, I'm fine. Wasn't near me. I, you know, I, I handle things like my parents do. I was like, well, if it's important, he'll call. You just ignore them? That seems to be what you did with birth control and child rearing. Ignore the problem until someone asks for help, and then it's a problem. Then you know. You don't know until you know. You don't know until you know. Oh, Miles. How am I supposed to know to change your diaper? You didn't say anything. Yeah.i guess it's not at your house quite a bit when i was visiting oh my god i don't know where this fantasy comes from i do not know these poor kids were looked like they were hauling around santa's sack of toys with a diaper oh my god i don't this has never happened i don't know what this guy's talking about this is never who's never happened i'll swear i don't know what where well So, yeah, no, we had tornado here in St. Louis. It was big news. Yeah. Everybody's talking about it. Yeah, I did. I did have people reach out asking if I was fine. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. And I didn't. And you did not. Yes. Here I am texting my good friends who live closer to the affected area. They're…they're without power. I'm checking on them, you know, and then all your friends from New Zealand and, you know, right. Exactly. Yeah. All around the world is checking. Bob, are you okay, Bob? I saw, I saw the devastation. Yeah. This is your friend Sven. Exactly. Exactly. Well, Crickets. If it's important, he'll call. Yeah, that's right. I guess if he doesn't call, if I don't talk to him on Monday, he's just dead. Oh, well. I'll just reveal bits, I guess. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, there we go. The bingo card's full. Yeah, okay. By the way, I went to Diamond Dave's over the weekend while you were without power. I toasted to your good health. Yeah, I was like, oh, I hope they got power. I don't know. Oh, you're fine. You wouldn't be the baby. Yeah, but everything's fine. But yeah, it was quite the show, I guess. I didn't see it, but I actually went into the city today, and on my way back, I went by. There's this Amish furniture store off the highway, and this shows you the power.and the humor of nature. Yeah. So they have all of these Adirondack wooden chairs. They sell like hundreds of these, apparently, because there's about 500 of them out in front of the store. And all of those still in perfect alignment, yet the roof of the building looks like a crushed aluminum can.