PostPwn

Howdy y'all, and a very merry Valentine's Day to you. On today's episode, we talk about two Oscar nominees (and also another, less good movie). Are they any good? Find out! Wesley edited this week's episode so be sure to send him your looove baby dolls. Anyway, carry right on you fine lookin' subscriber you, and remember: it is not a good time to be a Nazi. BE SURE TO LISTEN TO THE PWNIES NEXT FRIDAY!!!

Timecodes:

0:00 - Intro

1:59 - Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey: The Fabulous Emancipation of a Bad Title

11:28 - The 92nd Academy Awards

21:20 - Cats "Review"

32:40 - Jojo Rabbit discussion (Spoilers)

1:02:11 - Little Women discussion (Spoilers)

1:38:26 -  Recommendation and outro

Helpful Links:

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Birds of Prey Title Change: Article by The Verge

Winners of the 92nd Academy Awards: Article on Wikipedia

Jojo Rabbit on IMDb

Little Women on IMDb

Next episode's spotlight film: Rashômon (1950)

Hey hey hey. It is two in the morning, and I am so tired. I edited this for eight hours. It messed up several times, but I finally finished. Do you care? No. You do not. But, you should care that we have a special guest on today's episode. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Paul Gaurano of PWN fame is here to join us for our discussion of these films! We talk about the Oscar-nominated movies, especially Parasite, as well as Spike Lee's 1989 film Do the Right Thing. Will you do the right thing and listen to our podcast? Who knows? I have no way of checking. Oh well, have fun... or not. Please listen, Paul misses you. I miss you too. Love you, bye.

Timecodes:

0:00 - Intro

1:58 - Kirk Douglas, in memoriam

3:33 - BAFTA Winners

7:15 - 1917 Review

16:08 - All the other Academy Award nominees

39:15 - A crazy woman votes for awards

46:47 - Parasite discussion (Spoilers)

1:21:08 - Do the Right Thing discussion (Spoilers)

2:06:24 -  Recommendation and outro

Helpful Links:

The PostPWN subreddit: https://bit.ly/2OeIreN - Leave questions at this week's question's threads and we will answer them in the next episode!!!!!!

Kirk Douglas passes away at age 103: Article by The Wrap

Winners of the 73rd BAFTA Awards: Article on Wikipedia

Nominees for the 92nd Academy Awards: Article on Wikipedia

Parasite on IMDb

Do the Right Thing on IMDb

Jojo Rabbit on IMDb

Next episode's spotlight film: Little Women (2019)

EDITOR'S NOTE: We apologize for the awkward moments of silence and the occasional laughs at jokes that appear to be absent. In the exporting phase, some of Paul's audio was clipped off. None of this is instrumental in such a long episode, and though it is embarrassing, we are only human so we ask you to bear with us while we figure out how to properly edit guest audio.

Howdy, y'all. I ain't gonna lie, it's well early in the morning cause I had to write an essay, so I really am not in the mood to be funny. But Wes reads these so I gotta say something relevant. *Cough cough*.  HEY GUYS COME LISTEN TO US TALK ABOUT THIS ANCIENT SEMINAL SCI-FI CLASSIC, A MASTERPIECE OF GERMAN CINEMA AND A LANDMARK OF THE GENRE. IT'S A HELL OF A FILM. COME LISTEN!!! Okay, bye.

Timecodes:

0:00 - Intro

1:10 - The Thing remake by Blumhouse

4:18 - Major studios and shooting on celluloid

7:29 - The Irishman and Marriage Story on Criterion

17:12 - Safdie Brothers 's gritty Pee-Wee Herman film

20:28 - Metropolis discussion (major spoilers)

1:17:48 - Q&A Corner (and continued discussion, spoiler free)

1:28:58 -  Recommendation and outro

Helpful Links:

The PostPWN subreddit: https://bit.ly/2OeIreN - Leave questions at this week's question's threads and we will answer them in the next episode!!!!!!

Blumhouse to make 4th adaptation of The Thing: Article by BloodyDisgusting 

Major studios purchase celluloid: Article by The Hollywood Reporter

The Irishman and Marriage Story coming to Criterion: Article by The Hollywood Reporter

Safdie Brothers in talks to do a Pee-Wee movie: Article by IndieWire

Metropolis on IMDb

Metropolis on Archive.org 

Parasite on IMDb

Next episode's spotlight film: Do the Right Thing (1989)

What are we gonna talk about today? The Saggies? Men of Irish descent? She? None of my jokes are funny, but it doesn't matter, because this is a podcast, it isn't a book. Stop reading, none of this is important. Your life is being wasted one second at a time. Just listen to the podcast.

Timecodes:

0:00 - Intro

0:29 - Terry Jones

3:15 - Screen Actors Guild Awards

9:02 - What Did Jack Do?

13:20 - 20th Century Rebrand

16:58 - Her discussion (spoilers)

47:08 - The Irishman discussion ( spoilers)

1:28:41 - Movies for Ari to Watch

1:30:14 Recommendation and outro

Helpful Links:

The PostPWN subreddit: https://bit.ly/2OeIreN - Leave questions at this week's question's threads and we will answer them in the next episode!!!!!!

Terry Jones passes away aged 77: Article by BBC

Screen Actors Guild Awards: Wikipedia

What Did Jack Do?: Article by The Wrap

Disney rebrands 20th Century Fox and Fox Searchlight: Article by Variety

Her on IMDb

The Irishman on IMDb

Metropolis on Archive.org - WATCH THIS VERSION!!!

Next episode's spotlight film: Metropolis (1927)

Today's episode of PostPWN includes a wide variety of audible treats for you to enjoy. These include breaking down a truly strange trailer starring Harry Potter, discussion of those weird Academy Award things your aunt keeps talking about, complaints about Bill Eyelash and her Wonder Band, and the movie Body Heat. It'll be fun, come on down.

Timecodes:

0:00 - Intro

0:46 - Trailers for Morbius and Guns Akimbo

8:18 - The Academy Award nominees

25:00 - The Netflix nominees... 

28:59 - Billy Eyelash and the Bames Jond song

31:42 - dAtA sToRaGe CoRnEr Is ImPoRtAnT!!1!11!

33:23 - Body Heat discussion (heavy spoilers)

1:00:23 - Q&A Corner (and continued discussion, spoilers)

1:11:27 - Recommendation and outro

Helpful Links:

The PostPWN subreddit: https://bit.ly/2OeIreN - Leave questions at this week's question's threads and we will answer them in the next episode!!!!!!

Morbius trailer on YouTube

Guns Akimbo trailer on YouTube

Academy Award nominations: Wikipedia

AMC and Regal will not show the Netflix movies: Article by LA Times

James Bond song @007 on Twitter

Data Storage Corner, DNA data storage: Article by GTNC

Body Heat on IMDb

Her on IMDb

Next episode's spotlight film: The Irishman (2019)

IN THIS EPISODE OF POSTPWN WE TALK ABOUT TWO MOVIES. I JUST WROTE THIS LONG-ASS BEAUTIFUL DESCRIPTION OF THE EPISODE AND THEN I LOST IT SO THERE GOES FIFTEEN MINUTES. Instead, here is a garbage recap of what I wrote: we talk about anime; we talk about depressing failed musicians; we talk about the Golden Globes, and Ricky Gervais, and look out for the return of the lauded Pulitzer-winning news segment, Data Storage Corner. ¡Que sorpresa! Have fun, minions.

Timecodes:

0:00 - Intro

0:31 - Colin Farrell is The Penguin

3:07 - DGA nominees and Golden Globe winners

9:45 - Ricky Gervais's speech

15:57 - The return of Data Storage Corner (spicy!)

18:27 - Your Name discussion (heavy spoilers)

35:21 - Inside Llewyn Davis discussion (moderate spoilers)

1:11:52 - Q&A Corner

1:17:48 - Recommendation and outro

Helpful Links:

The PostPWN subreddit: https://bit.ly/2OeIreN - Leave questions at this week's question's threads and we will answer them in the next episode!!!!!!

Colin Farrell joins Batman cast: Article on Slashfilm

PWN #39: Toy Story 4 on YouTube

Director's Guild nominations: Wikipedia

Golden Globe winners: Wikipedia

Academy Awards going sans-host: Article on Deadline

Data Storage Corners, Trends for 2020: Article on Continuity Central

Your Name on IMDb

Inside Llewyn Davis on IMDb

Next episode's spotlight film: Body Heat (1981)

Welcome to a short episode of PostPWN. We talk about Cats and Pleasantville. Cool. Let's do it.

Timecodes:

0:00 - Intro

1:11 - Cats loses a lot of money

3:30 - Netflix top movies of the year

9:40 - Pleasantville Discussion (Spoilers)

43:53 - Recommendation and outro

Helpful Links:

The PostPWN subreddit: https://bit.ly/2OeIreN - Leave questions at this week's question's threads and we will answer them in the next episode!!!!!!

Cats expected to lose millions: Article on Deadline

Netflix most viewed movies of 2019: Article on Deadline

PWNipedia: http://paulwesnick.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page

Pleasantville on IMDb

Your Name. on IMDb

Next episode's spotlight film: Inside Llewyn Davis (2013)

Today on this thing that we do, we're gonna talk about how Disney™ continues to ruin our lives with Star Wars™. The new Star Wars™ is out, and it is... well, it's up for interpretation. We are also gonna talk about Cats, Supreme Court cases, Tenet, Mulan, and so much more. Not to mention, we review Sam Mendes's 1999 Best Picture winner, American Beauty, starring renowned cat molester Kevin J. Spacey™. What do we™ have to say about American Beauty™ you ask? Well, you™ should go ahead and listen right now™.

Timecodes:

0:00 - Intro

1:15 - Cats (continues to suck)

6:00 - United States v. Paramount Pictures and the Disney monopoly

10:56 - Star Wars Episode IX: Rise of Skywalker Discussion (Spoilers)

37:35 - Tenet and Mulan

44:29 - American Beauty Discussion (Spoilers)

1:16:54 - Recommendation and outro

Helpful Links:

The PostPWN subreddit: https://bit.ly/2OeIreN - Leave questions at this week's question's threads and we will answer them in the next episode!!!!!!

Cats redesign submitted to Academy Awards: Article on The Wrap

Disney at the box office for 2019: Article on Movieweb

Oscar Bait - PWN #32: Video on YouTube - History of Oscar bait and U.S. v. Paramount

Disney pressures theaters part 1: Article on Quartz

Disney pressures theaters part 2: Article on MarketWatch

Justice Department reviewing decision and possible consequences: Article by Polygon

Star Wars: Episode IX on IMDb

American Beauty on IMDb

Next episode's spotlight film: Pleasantville (1998)

This is a very strange episode of PostPWN, because we talk about a very strange film. In what other film could you find jitterbug contests, car crashes, inept hitmen, lesbians, Billy Ray Cyrus, small elderly people, and the scariest homeless man you have ever seen? That's right, dogsquad, we are talking about David Lynch's seminal film, Mulholland Drive! Listen! Or actually don't listen if you haven't seen the film because we spoil every single element of it. So actually watch the movie, then listen. Or just watch the movie. Or, if you are some sort of chaotic entity, I suppose you could just listen to the podcast. Your loss.

Timecodes:

0:00 - Intro

2:15 - Cats reviews (they're bad...)

9:17 - The Sonic redesign studio is closed

19:20 - Mulholland Drive Discussion (Huge Spoilers)

1:17:18 - Q&A Corner

1:21:37 - Recommendation and outro

Helpful Links:

The PostPWN subreddit: https://bit.ly/2OeIreN - Leave questions at this week's question's threads and we will answer them in the next episode!!!!!!

Cats on Rotten Tomatoes: https://bit.ly/2S8YFK5

Sonic redesign studio shuts down (IGN): https://bit.ly/2Sfsit8

Golden Globe nominees: https://bit.ly/2EBAJqE

Mulholland Drive on IMDb

Next episode's spotlight film: American Beauty (1999)

We got a short episode lined up for today, but length ain't everything. If you like charming romantic-comedies about office workers who just want to find the meaning of Life, then you better get your butt into low gear, sit down, shut up, and listen to this episode of PostPWN. We talk about the sequel to a 2017 movie set in 1984, the sequel to a 1984 movie set in 2019, an exciting Ugandan action thriller, and invisible snow cats. What are you waiting for?

Timecodes:

0:00 - Intro

0:45 - The Ivory Trap (Wakaliwood)

3:18 - Wonder Woman 1984 Trailer

7:06 - Ghostbusters: Afterlife Trailer

14:40 - Joker Discussion (Spoiler-free)

27:00 - Walter Mitty Discussion (Spoilers)

1:00:28 - Recommendation and outro

Helpful Links:

The PostPWN subreddit: https://bit.ly/2OeIreN - Leave questions at this week's question's threads and we will answer them in the next episode!!!!!!

WakaliWood Supa-Store: https://bit.ly/2YJOKMc

Wonder Woman 1984 Trailer on YouTube: https://bit.ly/38Ae6AL

Ghostbusters Afterlife Trailer on YouTube: https://bit.ly/2RL2VPL

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty on IMDb

Next episode's spotlight film: Mulholland Drive (2001)