Pottymouth has the power to break up no-hitters while eating pizza, but Patti can’t get out of walk-up music hell. Christian Yelich just keeps hitting home runs, Yandy Diaz doesn’t need no stinkin’ launch angle, and catcher Russell Martin pitches a 1-2-3 inning for the Dodgers. Did Patti put him in the wrong category in the Fantasy Boyfriend League? Your hosts offer their playoff and award predictions. Surprising no one, Pottymouth says “Red Sox” a lot, but not as much as Patti says “math” and “science.” Finally, we meet almost-12 yr old Shalvah Lazarus, from DC Girls Baseball. If her pitching and skills at first base come anywhere near her passion and poise as an ambassador for the game, opposing teams should fear DC Force.