This week the Pour Girls cover The Masters, not just a golf tournament, the greatest sporting event of all time. And honestly, no notes. She's elegant, she's pretentious, and her pimento cheese is doing more for morale than any halftime show ever could.

Then, a casual consideration: going back to college. Not for a degree, for the experience. Because it turns out, being a middle-aged woman on a college campus is less “out of place” and more “mysterious VIP.” Lines? Skipped. Cover charges? Waived. Respect? Immediate. It’s not luck, it’s presence.

And finally, there’s talk of an intervention. Supposedly out of concern. But the timing feels tight and the planning feels thorough.

Just another drink with your favorite girls. Cheers Pour People!