This week, the Pour Girls coin the phrase “Jesus drawer” — because apparently the junk drawer isn’t enough, and every house also needs a sacred stash of church bulletins, palm branches, and things you feel too guilty to throw away.

What starts there quickly spirals into near-fainting at the doctor’s office, finger condoms, kids’ screen time, and the slow death of patience in modern life.

It’s chaotic, weirdly relatable, and proof that adulthood is basically just holding onto things — emotionally and physically — for way too long. Grab a drink and join us.

This week, it's Meade's turn to do all the talking.

A beautiful wedding, a celebrity sighting (yes, she took a picture, yes she will post it), lost luggage, canceled flights, no money, no SkyMiles, and no vacation days left to spare. Meade walks us through a travel saga so ridiculous it almost doesn't sound real.

Meanwhile, Jill pioneers a new video format that is completely upside down. She's a trailblazer, what can we say?

Thankfully, none of it matters once there's a Blanche Water in hand.

Blanche Water: the official drink of Summer 2026. You may not understand it yet, but you will.

This week, the Pour Girls fully embrace their trad wife era... or at least the parts that involve sourdough and becoming overnight experts on duck eggs. In fact, you may want to drink every time someone says "trad wife" because it comes up a completely unreasonable number of times.

Meade is fresh off dance recital, while Jill weighs in with her ten years of dance experience. Will she demonstrate her skills? Maybe. But only if the drinks keep flowing.

You'll also catch a semi-cameo from Meade's sister, who can be heard throughout the episode but remains mysteriously off-camera. The girls discuss the undeniable urge to buy things simply because they're cute (guilty), the biggest question of 2026: why is dill pickle suddenly having such a moment?

Grab a drink and join us!

After a two-week hiatus, the Pour Girls are back, and Jill has plenty to say. In fact, she’s doing just about all the talking this week. The girls catch up on the latest developments in their quest for glowing skin via red light masks, unveil their new ranch venture, In Plain View Mountains (a clearly superior name to Hidden Valley, of course), and discuss some truly baffling airline decisions. From cruise recaps and entrepreneurial dreams to beauty trends and travel absurdities, this episode is a little unhinged, thoroughly entertaining, mostly Jill and exactly the catch-up session you need. Cheers!

Happy belated Mother's Day!! This week on Pour Talk, Hidden Valley Ranch refuses to release its grip on the podcast. Jill stuns us all with tales from the fairs of New Orleans, including confetti eggs, invisible ink, and paying to throw people in “jail.” Meade reflects on puppy yoga with dachshunds, and both the pour girls talk way too much about kombucha (a subject they know NOTHING about). Equal parts wholesome, chaotic, and deeply unnecessary. Cheers Pour People!

Kids these days are expensive. We went from one hour birthday parties at McDonald’s to children casually requesting destination experiences and luxury weekends like tiny travel agents. This week, the Pour Girls tackle the rising cost of raising boujie kids, debate whether the word “museum” has a ZAM in it, and uncover a shocking Hidden Valley revelation in the latest Ranch Ambassador update. Plus: are skinny jeans actually out? All this recorded live from Liquor Express, the legendary bar/liquor store where the girls once unsuccessfully attempted to solicit Hulk Hogan.

This week, the Pour Girls check in from The Nook in Huntsville, where delicious Old Fashioneds are flowing and the patio vibes are on point. The episode dives into Meade’s highly questionable decision to swim with pigs in the Bahamas (yes there’s a poop situation, and yes it’s discussed), then segues into the Cooper-for-Deputy Prime Minister decision-making process—a true roller coaster of conviction, confusion, and last-minute reversals, all ultimately decided by a political parade that felt less like civic duty and more like a detour through New Orleans.

From there, it’s a bold move: cutting the line to meet Hulk Hogan… and, naturally, asking him for a donation.

As if that weren’t enough, there’s a boots-on-the-ground celebrity sighting. *** Spoiler Alert ***** It's Jessie from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and the commentary does not disappoint.

This week the Pour Girls cover The Masters, not just a golf tournament, the greatest sporting event of all time. And honestly, no notes. She's elegant, she's pretentious, and her pimento cheese is doing more for morale than any halftime show ever could.

Then, a casual consideration: going back to college. Not for a degree, for the experience. Because it turns out, being a middle-aged woman on a college campus is less “out of place” and more “mysterious VIP.” Lines? Skipped. Cover charges? Waived. Respect? Immediate. It’s not luck, it’s presence.

And finally, there’s talk of an intervention. Supposedly out of concern. But the timing feels tight and the planning feels thorough.

Just another drink with your favorite girls. Cheers Pour People!

This week, the Pour Girls are more than 2,000 miles apart and still raising a glass! From an elevator dash to a “Parent’s Weekend” that felt suspiciously like a live stress test of parental ATM limits, nothing was off the table. Add in a little travel chaos and some tech curiosity, and you’ve got the perfect blend of road-warrior stories, parenting realities, and our usual unfiltered commentary. Cheers from wherever you’re listening.

This week the pour girls cover Easter, strange New Orleans traditions, and what’s on their screens (spoiler alert- It's Heated Rivalry and Farmer Wants a Wife). Plus, Hidden Valley Ranch Ambassador updates, a light theory that NASA is mining Bitcoin on the moon, and the unmatched joy of the rolling TV cart. Pour a drink and come laugh with us!