"I literally just wanted a place for all of my porn so that I could masturbate more successfully." L-Dog & B-Chain converse about their ruined 2 year anniversary celebration (see: not enough condoms), dismantling the bible, M. Knight Sham-wow's new film, and hiding from The Hollywood Fix guy because of our mutual internet fame (shoot us an e-mail for a signed Snapchat).Well Wishes,-Lucas & BritniQuestions/Comments: [email protected]

"He looks like your ball sack." Your besties talk about being microchipped by Bill Gates, Britni's odd Rorschach Test results, buying fake ID's online, & Ed Sheran's newborn child's name (spoiler: it's definitely normal).xx,-Lucas & BritniQuestions/Comments: [email protected]

"Could I be 'me-too'd' for what I just did?" Your hosts discuss Britni's recent professional tarot card reading(s), penis microphone taps (can you spot it?), and what being a true feminist means.Wish you were here,-Lucas & BritniHidden Comedy Co.Questions/Comments: [email protected]

"Yes I masturbate naked. Don't like it? Go to another Starbucks." Lucas and Britni talk about sharing sex tapes with friends, personalized embroidered sweaters, and which celeb you think you could hook up with (on your best day, of course).Thinking of you,-Lucas & BritniHidden Comedy Co.Questions/Comments: [email protected]

"Yes I masturbate naked. Don't like it? Go to another Starbucks." Lucas and Britni talk about sharing sex tapes with friends, personalized embroidered sweaters, and which celeb you think you could hook up with (on your best day, of course).Thinking of you,-Lucas & BritniPod Twitter & InstagramHidden Comedy Co.Questions/Comments: [email protected]

"He pulled a bat on me--I said, 'I don't have my wallet, do you want my Apple Pay?'" Lucas and Britni discuss the death of Yahoo Answers, Adam Driver as Ketchup Ren, and Lucas being mugged with a bat by a Meth-head.Love,-Lucas & BritniHidden Comedy Co.Questions/Comments: [email protected]

Do you guys read these? Your favorite slags discuss 'running away from yourself', falling in love with music, and other dumb stuff.You know you love us,-Lucas & BritniHidden Comedy Co.Questions/Comments: [email protected]

We're back. And tired-er than ever. Enjoy as we play personal, intimate a card game, in a hotel room, designed to make your partner really uncomfortable. We had fun and so should you.Love,-Lucas & BritniHidden Comedy Co.Questions/Comments: [email protected]

Cheers! (we've been watching a lot of 'Love Island'). Lucas's long-awaited ayahuasca story is revealed and the two discuss their Valentine's debacle.Love always,-Lucas & BritniHidden Comedy Co.Questions/Comments: [email protected]

Get ready to get real in this week's episode. Your hosts enjoy a charming back 'n forth over the "50 Shades of Grey" blu-ray sex scenes, cat depression, male "feminists", and Lucas as a rehabilitated f**k boi (Brit likes this a lot).Laters baby,-Britni & LucasHidden Comedy Co.Questions/Comments: [email protected]