Dylan lies about his dream. Gary takes the crunch factor into account. Sam repairs aviary relations. The boys invent chonker babies, feed crows LSD and get awkward with cats.

Sam is an unsafe driver. Gary struggles with tabs. The bois entertain the concepts of God territory, 4th dimension and waves of children.

Sam and Gary get distracted from reviewing Jordan Peterson's philosophies. Eli just wants to sleep

Sauna Roan meets snake people in Africa. Sam avoids texting girls. Dylan is aggressively passive. We talk lies, ego, mind games, music, politics – y'know, the good stuff.

Sam wants to live with the animals. Gary pretends to know his ethnicity. Alex humbles everyone with tree facts. The boys reform state boundaries, debunk creativity, end wars and create a new country

Gary fights for federalism. Sam tries to avoid talking politics. The boys ramble about time management, careers and polygamy.

Audrey teaches us about Zoroastrian dogs, sky burials and hippie Buddhism, which leads Sam and Dylan to realize Dylan's true spiritual potential.

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Sam, Gary and Alex discuss idiot philosophers, the Indian sex cults of Taco Time, the holy triangle of competence and the psychology of women and of nerds.