These butts ain’t dead! Genevra talks about her “I will not murder people today” meme folder, Debra wants to burn it all down, and we learn that apparently your butt can get amnesia. Our aunts also give some advice about minding your own business, children using Facebook, and how to lie.

Today our favorite aunts discuss what Pride month means to them, their personal experiences, and the influence the patriarchy still forces onto LGBTQ+ issues and culture.

Today’s topics: Lifetime original movie titles are intense, people are still nasty even if they’re vaccinated, “old friends” are sometimes just assholes who still think of you as a highschooler, and let’s hear some job-quitting stories!

Today our favorite aunts discuss why crying is scientifically good for you, then answer questions about cancel culture and feeling conflicted about your spouse being in the military. Then, we hear some personal accounts of attempting public justice.

After our Aunts discuss revolutionary recycling technology and the bullshit Daphne from Frasier goes through, they answer questions about dealing with homophobic parents, navigating religious conversations with in-laws, and how to tell that girl at work that her Native American Halloween costume is offensive as hell.

Stealing roommates, impatient horn-dog men, pushy mother-in-laws, and high school drama. Today our favorite Aunts answer listener questions related to relationships of all kinds. 

It’s time to spill some tea about the “Royal Interview” with Meghan and Harry. Our Aunties discuss the racist behavior of the Royal “Institution” that almost ruined Meghan’s life, conspiracies about the British tabloid machine, and give a background on Princess Michael of Kent, an insufferable racist bitch who’s also Harry’s cousin.