SHOW NOTES

The gang assembles in front of the Shutdown Fullboard with erudite guest Charles “Ugarles” Star to do what we all do best: Thoroughly researched X&O breakdowns

Breakdowns of what? Mind your own business

Speaking of minding your own business: An appreciative Zaprudering of strength and conditioning levels on display during the recent bout of Montgomery Pontoon Fugue

A brief and uneventful visit to Ron Desantis’s WikiFeet page

Big podcast business week! Introducing Shutdown Fullbooks, Buried Treasure, and We’re Not All Like This

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2023 Preseason College Football Schematic Special

The Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, is only about college football when there are no weirder topics available. However, there are not many topics weirder than college football. Hosted by Spencer Hall, Jason Kirk, and friends.

News

Sports

Football

Sports News

Kenny Rogers real estate, roasted

Orcas are back! Don’t see them? Look under your boat!

A historical trip down Kicking Horse River

The crew spends an afternoon in the Hades Club, finding unders to hammer next season

Spencer debuts a horrific new voice

A ten- minute grocery store episode erupts about halfway through here

A high-stakes episode of podcast business

Anointing ourselves lifelong Kansas Jayhawks fans

An exciting new promo opportunity for Gus Johnson

This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt

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Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare

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What If Your Boat Loved Carrots: Betting College Football’s 2024 Unders

The crew establishes an alliance with a Grey's Anatomy alum and develops a feud against an Avenger

A rundown of other people, institutions, internal demons, and inanimate objects we are currently in fights with

A review of what in the hell happened at Ohio State's graduation

A reminder that we are all available for hire as commencement speakers, except Ryan

Ric Flair having a normal one at the pizza place

Introducing Jason as Jungle Jack Hanna

More news about our upcoming summer live tour!

This week's theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi


Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare

Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed

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THE FEUDS EPISODE, feat. Commencement Speaker Gravedigger

- Three live shows announced, including a Carb Day trip to Indianapolis with Homefield Apparel (find out more at preownedairboats.com)
- An important update from a medical professional on the subject of injecting mashed potatoes into your circulatory system
- Nothing can stop Drake from his first love: shopping
- Briefly imagining Jerry Seinfeld at the Apollo 
- The difference between an irresponsible prediction and a bold one
- Spencer says this SEC team that won 10 games last season is only winning four this year
- Jason presents the most painful way Florida can wind up firing Billy Napier
- And other unhinged suggestions from readers like you
- This week's theme song arranged and performed by Becca Lynch
- Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi
- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare
- Listen to Ryan and Surber's other podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed
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Cocaine Fort

Simultaneous horse developments on r/ShutdownFullcast and in the Fullcast reader mailbag are addressed

It's draft week, baby! What are we drafting this year? Don't worry about it!

Holly and Ryan twin, with terrifying results

You can watch Spencer at the real draft this week, on television! (On your computer!)

Charity Bowl results!

Summer 2024 live show teases! We're about to fight a timezone!

This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt

Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi


Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare

Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed

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Some Of History's Greatest Horses Were Lost In The Flow Of Time / 2024 NFL Draft Mock

The Charity Bowl is on! Michigan is winning! There's still time to deny them a fourth national championship this calendar year! Visit EDSBSCharityBowl.com to join the fight!

Let's Name Some Guys, Cooky's Camp All-Stars Edition

A harrowing on-air realization re: the age of this podcast

Joel Klatt narrates the end of the world

Lightning round Bible study

This week's theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell

Follow Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi


Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare

Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed

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2023 Preseason College Football Schematic Special

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