"I'm worried about a guy named me making surf and turf at 4 a.m. 10 short feet away from your fruit salad." That's my favorite line from the show today. If you’ve ever questioned what really happens in grocery stores… or trusted something you probably shouldn’t… this one’s for you. I hope you laugh today. Thanks for your time.

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