“That’s not a reward… that’s forced enjoyment with breadsticks.” 😂 That's favorite line from the show today. It starts with uncommon thievery , moves to pausing life...for real...and finally theme parks in American are broken...just the way we like them. Have a wonderful weekend and thanks for checking out the podcast!

“It’s not a career… it’s a prison sentence with direct deposit.” 😂 That's my favorite line from the show today. Overnight success creates a mess of problems, I would like to have...Plus I wanna be a celebrity housekeeper...it pays well...at least the lawsuits do! Fact is your job could be killing you, and the world is complicit. Thanks for your time today.

“That’s not inspiration… that’s peer pressure with reptiles.” 😂 That's my favorite line from today's show. I prove women are better with money, Swimming with Crocs is a bad idea, and the music industry is just a copycat biz. Thanks for your time today.

“This ain’t a house tour… it’s a felony field trip.” 😂 That's my favorite line from the show today. I talk olympics to almost dying because of a cell phone...at 6 flags. Thanks for your time today and for subscribing to the channel.

“Comedy on land? You leave. Comedy on water? You got a roommate now.” 😃 That was my favorite line from the show today. The Kentucky Derby used to be hillbilly heaven, like a Super Bowl for slower people, and I talked about country music legend David Allan Coe.

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“Most people I know have somewhere around $37 liquid and 28 of that’s tied up in a Venmo dispute.” How much do you cash do you need? I will tell you the exact dollar amount, plus 6 habits that are aging you faster. This is definitely a Friday show, it is all about the funny. Thanks for your time, and please consider subscribing to the channel.

“I didn’t buy snacks… I took on concessions debt.” That's my favorite line from the show today. My Car Payment Feels Like a Marriage Contract and even Monks got a side hustle now. This show is funny, and I really appreciate you investing your time. Thanks for liking and subscribing.

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"50 years was gone in a few hours, but this time we had clothes on." That's my favorite line from the show. The real science behind how fast your body loses fitness . I mix that with bad decisions, and a boneless couch purchase that may or may not have made things worse. Thanks for your time today. Please consider subscribing, and I hope this makes you laugh.

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"I'm worried about a guy named me making surf and turf at 4 a.m. 10 short feet away from your fruit salad." That's my favorite line from the show today. If you’ve ever questioned what really happens in grocery stores… or trusted something you probably shouldn’t… this one’s for you. I hope you laugh today. Thanks for your time.

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"We go from light congestion to premium, concentrated small batch artisanal suffering. It's not fair." That's my favorite line from the show today. Thunderstorm Allergies, Comedy Brains, and Lowe’s Kittens...Thanks for checking out the show today!