"I say, stealing 400,000 KitKats is not a crime. It's a startup with bad leadership." That's my favorite line from today's show. Thanks for subscribing and sharing. It really helps.

"Instagram just made stalking a premium offering; now you can pay for it." That's my favorite line from today. Cruise Ship living, and smoking is bad for you are things I talk about on this episode. Thanks for checking it out!

"It's probably seven o'clock. So for this town and for me, it might as well be 2 a.m." That's my favorite line from the show today. This was a fun show for the early week. I really appreciate you supporting my little podcast.

"We have gotten way too comfortable putting the entire fate of humanity…
on one guy." That's one of my favorite lines from today. I also expose EBike truths...as far as the truth goes with me. I hope you find some funny in here somewhere. Thanks for your time.

"She's like, what is that? It's lion stuff, honey. I know lion stuff. It's just how you communicate with lions." That's my favorite line from the show today. There are some touchy subjects on the show, and I am looking for the funny. Thank you for checking out the podcast. I appreciate your time.

"My girlfriend thinks my pillow is the devil." That's my favorite line from the show today. I covered the topics of the day with the street fight and the social media verdict. Thanks for trying out the podcast. I appreciate your time.

"Bro, I've got two pizza deliveries in the next 20 minutes, so I'm going to need you to wrap this tax mess up. This is a part-time job." Part-time tax professionals...LOL plus a snack shortage for the ages. It is a crisis. HAHA Thanks for checking out the podcast!

"They don't do that in South Carolina. They'll wind up on a hook down a fish's gullet." That's my favorite line from this episode. We got a grasshopper infestation in AZ, plus a southern bean dip recipe! I hope you enjoy the show and you laugh a little. Have a wonderful day!

"Why do you sound like you're the deluxe version and I sound like the free trial?" That is my favorite line from the show today. I am dropping some British knowledge in this episode, and the reason I haven't been recording lately. Thanks for checking out the podcast.

"People dropping like we're down to 2 % on an iPhone just out, blop." That was my favorite line from the podcast today. Thanks for your time, and I hope this makes you smile. My intention is to make life a little lighter for just a few minutes.