This week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott dive headfirst into the beautifully chaotic world of zero-to-a-hundred life decisions. From impulsive road trips to Sedona, to the absurdity of navigating relationships, independence, and the cosmic timing —we’re covering it all.

We get into the art of surrendering to the unknown, the messy reality of trusting your gut, and why Baytop is fully embracing her “married by next week” era. Plus, we’re talking astrology, divine timing, and the undeniable magic of things falling apart just so they can come back together even better. Will this all end in romance, regret, or a true crime special? The universe is laughing, and so are we.

If you’re questioning everything, leaning into the chaos, or just here for the unhinged updates—this one’s for you.

Awaken. Laugh. Repeat.

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