Chemohawk Sessions

Premiere Flick of Slick Flick Pick: Pick 1: City of Archangels--When Gabriel Falls, Mammon Rises (Constantine, 2005) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**


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Welcome, Cinematic Fanatics, to Slick Flick Pick, an entertaining, slick/flick-explaining series, a desirable diversion from the main vein of Chemohawk Sessions. You are my Cinematic Fanatic; I, your worthwhile f****** cinephile. For this debut episode, I offer a supernaturally selected film and divinely auricular presentation of my most favorite, most frequently re-watched, most pined for sequel, most beloved D.C. adaptation, most legit s*** iteration of an otherwise lauded comic/graphic novel character: Constantine, circa February 2005. In honor of this Slick Flick Pick unveiling, I describe, through smooth detailing, this flick's slickness unfailing, noir prevailing and rich dialogue regaling. This is a slick cinematic experience that touches a myriad of genres: fantasy, noir, horror, action, occult, mystery, supernatural and sci-fuc****-fi. It transitions so seamlessly between genres and oft simultaneously, in such a way, that you process it as a simple study in filmmaking sleekness. I have adored this film since the dawn of my first viewing, even before that, with the salivation stirring, salvation subverting trailers and the lengthy soliloquy, my childhood friend took the time to entertain… whilst addressing my succinct question: How badass is this new Keanu Reeves flick?

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. Constantine is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's voice, you hear. Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. I am your worthwhile cinephile; you're my cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this slick-flick-pick prize.

Enter, with us, into the realm of film's fantasy as we unwind the grind of reality...

- your worthwhile cinephiles:

 co-host Red Devil and Falsetto out

B.R. (Belated Realization #1) Bullet Holes, performed by Bush is, in fact, played at the end of John Wick 3. 

B.R. (Belated Realization #2) Angela Dodson's initials are A.D. as in Anno Domini, or, as I prefer to say: After Death... coincidence or something more?

B.R. (Belated Realization #3) I apologize, Papa Midnite, for slaughtering the name of the actor who portrayed you. Djimon Hounsou is pronounced: (GYE-MAHN, HUN-SUE) Your work is accomplished and your acting style imposing, my good man. Never Back Down, Gladiator, The Island, Blood Diamond, you are bad fstars a**. 

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Chemohawk SessionsBy Falsetto Prophet