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Preseason Huggy Awards:

Year We Write An Almanac Again Award: Ja'Marr Chase

Miles Sanders Bounceback Award: Deebo Samuel

Player You're Most Excited To See Play Week 1 Award: Marvin Harrison

Tear-Your-Hair-Out Award: Alvin Kamara

Player I Don’t Want To Talk About Anymore Award: Brandon Aiyuk

2024 Fantasy MVP: Josh Jacobs

 

2024 Baggy Awards:

2024's Biggest Trashbag: Travis Kelce

2024's Stealth Trashbag: Keenan Allen

Coach Likeliest To Be Joe Philbin's Lime-Cutting Assistant During This Season: Antonio Pierce

Player For Whom You Are Likeliest To Steal Something During Your Upcoming Trip To Italy: Alvin Kamara stealing little legs of ham

Player You’re Likeliest To Partner With On A Business For Undersized Men’s Clothing: Tank Dell - FischTank (swimsuits & tanktops)

NY Restaurant Appetizer Each Player Below Makes You Think Of: 

* Derrick Henry - eggplant marinara at Frankie's 457 * Kyren Williams - beer slushy at Thai Diner * Stefon Diggs - mulita at Birria Landia * Sam LaPorta - mozzarella sticks w/caviar at Carne Mare

2024 Chipotle Award For The Player You Don't Necessarily Hate, But He Keeps Making You Sick And You Can't Quit Him: Diontae Johnson

2024 Steve Slaton Award For Current Player You Irrationally Hate Most: T.J. Watt

2024 Carlos Hyde "Out-Of-The-NFL" Award: Aaron Rodgers

Biggest Trashbag Player In La Liga Lebowski History: Chig Okonkwo

Biggest Trashbag In New York Sports History: Mariano Rivera

2024's Least Valuable Player: Rachaad White