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Episode 19:

Welcome to Episode 9 Season 2 of Press any button to continue! PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE! Remember the days sitting in front of a CRT, your trusty scart cable delivering the beautiful static and glow to your Saturday morning powered by your beloved pickachu N64, as the years pass you pray your 360 doesn’t pull a red ring of death! Your mam delivers ye a  full Irish fry and tea as your friend plugs in the greasy covered mad cats player two controller. Ye voe to protect each other as you embark on a journey through the trenches, your boom box in the corner blasting out your favourite spice girls song, WHEN 2 BECOME 1 I NEED SOME LOVE LIKE IVE NEVER NEEDED LOVE BEFORE GONNA MAKE LOVE TO YA BABY! That right the feeling of bumping shoulders as you hear Marcus scream DOM REVIVE ME. From turning up the difficulty to legendary and spending 4 hours on there opening level in halo, or joining forces to beat the challenges in smash bros THATS RIGTT SQUEEZE YOU AND A PAL ONTO YO|UR GRANS COUNCH AS TODAY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE BEST COUCH CO OP GAMES. 

Episode 18:

Welcome to Episode 8 Season 2 of Press Any Button To Continue! My name is Keith the man who wouldn’t mind being a filling in a Jill Sandwich if you catch my drift and Im joined by mo co host Naoise, the Leon to my Claire a man who found out the hard way that Ashley believed he was a pervert! That’s right grab your trench coat and a fedora because we will be flashing that Mr X goodness. If you thought the T-Virus was your Nemesis you got another thing coming because what’s worse than a horde of zombies but two Irish men yapping and ineffectively talking about one of the most beloved video game series of all time! You may be asking “WHAT R YA SELLIN” and would respond with Stranger Stranger Stranger now this is podcast! THATS RIGHT, Grab your dommy mommy lady Ds and pull them Hunnigans, no need to  ring that bell as its not time for bingo. Welcome to our deep dive retrospective into a genre creating and defining series! RESIDENT EVIL! 

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Episode 17:

Welcome to Episode 7 Season 2 of Press any button to continue! My name is Keith The boy who had to phone his mam to pick him up at every sleepover because he wasn’t served his stable diet of burgers and chips. I am joined by my co host Naoise who’s sleepovers took place in the wilderness lighting bonfires and setting each others nether regions ablaze with fireworks. That’s right today we are taking you back to the not so innocent world of sleepovers, Let me set the scene, its idol Saturday where you are so bored that you are driving normally in GTA, the phone rings, you ignore it as your mom answers, your heart ignites as she’s says “hey honey buns its for you” Who’s on the other line but your partner in crime, The words are uttered hey wanna stay at mine tonight and smash, NO NOT THAT TYPE OF SMASH YOU WEIRDO, Super smash brothers! Some double dash maybe, Street fighter, watch some Dragon Ball, or even a Halo 2 lan party. At this point your frothing at the mouth you pack your gameboy, memory cards, controllers and link cables as you venture over into a chaotic world of staying up till 4 in the morning watching babe station on sky digital. You hear the patter of footsteps racing down in the dead of night as your friends mams tears your pal a new one for acting the gobshite, while you stare awkwardly as she asks. “I bet you don’t act like this infant of your mother” You utter the words “no” as you throw your best friend under the bus only to repeat it again next week! THATS RIGHT TODAYS EPISODE IS SLEEPOVERS! Discord: https://discord.gg/sES93pCHXg

Episode 16:

Welcome to Episode 6 Season 2 of Press any button to continue! My name is Keith the man who wants his head in a vice grip between Chun lees thighs and I’m joined by my co host Noaise who screams “HELLO STRANGER what are you buying” Just to lure that handsome Leon into a dark ally way if you catch my drift! That’s right today we will be discussing those video game characters that made us pitch our tents when we weren’t even camping! The strong silent type, the brooding dark and seductive or the flamboyant sassy confident archetype, the erotic choice of fantasy was yours for the picking and let me tell you two young boys in ole catholic Ireland you better believe we fell in love or lust with a few of these characters growing up. That’s right today is our TOP 10 VIDEO GAME CRUSHES!!

Episode 15:

Welcome to Episode 5 Season 2 of Press any button to continue! OH BOY we got a very special episode for you today as it’s not just us wrongly and ineffectually spreading misinformation on retro video games! BECAUSE TODAY WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST! She single handedly reached the twitch partner elite by promoting the raunchy act of pegging! Some say her Kazoo playing is only overshadowed by her love for her bread loafed shaped partner in crime Bilbo the Corgi! Deeply cursed and disturbed from the day she was born, its been known that just for fun that they consumes Taco Bell to experience their bowls evacuating like an unholy exorcism on the daily! That’s right we are honoured to say that todays guest is the Banjo Kazooie, Zelda loving and gamer girl bath water connoisseur MARY MAJORA EVERYONE!!

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Episode 14:

Welcome to Episode 4 Season 2 of Press any button to continue! My name is Keith the boy who believed who could run faster than the blue blur if he mastered the style of Naruto running and I am joined my my co host Naoise who reads sonic erotic fan fiction to wind down at the end of a hard days work. You may have guessed it but this week we will be talking about a character who spawned a whole generation of furry enthusiasts and put Sega on the map with super blast processing power! That’s right We are rolling around at the speed of sound discussing the many incarnations and generations of SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! Grab your knuckles, squeeze your egg mans and fluff them tails THIS IS PRESS ANY BUTTON TO CONTINUE!DISCORD LINK: https://discord.gg/sES93pCHXg

Episode 13:

Welcome to Episode 3 Season 2 of Press Any Button To Continue! This week we aim to bring back the treasured memories of coming home from school on a Friday and heading to the video rental store!

The murmurs and promises of the ideal night! The ordering of a succulent Chinese meal, sweet an sour chicken balls YES PLEASE! You and a friend pack into the back of your das ford fiesta as you chug along down the road to the promised land! What awaits you a selection of every game and movie known to man to be yours for ONE NIGHT ONLY!

THATS RIGHT we are reminiscing about the classic rental video stores whether you had an extra vision or a blockbuster the choice was yours! Diddy kong racing with a side of beach volly ball girls vol 3, Excellent choice sir WELCOME TO RETRO RENTALS!

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Episode 12:

(⚠️Content Warning, while this podcast is strictly intended for a mature audience, we wanted to give extra warning not to listen to this pod around young children for fear of RUINING THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS😂)   - ITS CHIRSTMASSSSS! Welcome to Press Any Button To Continue, the retro gaming podcast that will invigorate you, bring you to fruition and leave you with an unsatisfying climax that your dear old druncle feels after one too many egg nogs and a Christmas h00ker! 

This week we will be remembering fondly the childhood innocence of not being able to sleep, awaiting those sweet video games that Santa had in his sack only to awaken to a Polystation and Crash brandisnatch! Thats right sit by the crackle of the fire get yourself a hot port and lets reminisce on our retro gaming Christmas memories!

Episode 11:

WE ARE BACK CUTIES, Welcome to season 2 of Press any button to continue! This week, the two Irish boys will be spit roasting the controversial world of retro video game collecting. The hobby that statistically has lead to more divorce and financial ruin than cheating and gambling. (Stats may fluctuate based on actual facts) From buying overpriced special editions leading to a lose of your dignity, to the found memories of the excitement and childhood nostalgia of collecting your favourite games and consoles! We have missed y’all lets get this disaster of a show on the road and continue our retro ramblings to all our nostalgia nerds out there THIS IS PRESS ANY BUTTON TO CONITNUE!

Retro Chats Start at 06:52

Episode 10:

Welcome to the FINAL EPISODE OF SEASON 1 of Press Any Button To Continue! The HALLOWEEN SPECIAL MWHAHAHAHHA!

Tonight the boys will be recounting the tales of woe and despair as they take a deep dive into not only our retro spooky games, but the halloween stories and costumes that ensured we would be beaten up for years to come!