Welcome to a very hypothetical episode of Pretty Cool Haircut. In what might be our stupidest segment yet, we're talking what-if's featuring video game men. Also featured in this episode: Unreal Tournament, Quake, Doom the game, that Doom movie JJ was talking about last episode, that Witcher show JJ was talking about last episode, Ninja's Addidas, Dark Souls, God of War, our fucking hero, the Grandma Gamer. We also take a deep dive into the Blacksad swimming pool. Toss a coin to your Witchers (in this case we are your Witchers), and give it a gd listen.