Pretty Cool Haircut

It's that special time of year that you think you look forward to, E3. JJ and Justin go hard on all the hot hot new video game titles like the Left 4 Dead clone made by the old Left 4 Dead people, or the stylish looking Left 4 Dead clone, but we don't talk about the Left 4 Dead clone about vampires. We also talk about Left 4 Dead, Elden Ring, video game criminals, vg burnout, the Wild Wild West Whopper from Burger King, PCH's 2nd anniversary, animal cops and the most baffling Final Fantasy game since... I don't know, like, Mystic Quest or some shit. Tune in for all the negative energy directed at our favorite hobby.

On this late edition of Pretty Cool Haircut the boyz talk hentai shovelware, Hades, The Binding of Isaac, some trash ass NES rom looking game and its occult imagery, a British editorial about the raw deal video games are giving our children and a few other really important topics. Plus strap on your helmets for the 48 edition of what would you do video game man. An episode more refreshing than that iced up back of the fridge grapefruit Zevia.

Last week when we recorded the all no video game talk episode of the show, we couldn't help ourselves and had a quick conversation about the internet's current obsession... that tall tall big woman... Lady Dimitrescu. Tuck in for a nice little 13 minute exploration of pandemic level internet horniness.

As promised on episode 39 we spend this entire episode talking about all things except for video games. We try to bail on this concept a couple times but mostly succeed. Instead of video games we talk about: The Mall of America and it's changes in our post COVID world, babies, how babies eat, how babies are hooked up to their mothers in the womb, but mostly we talk about shit, like I'm talking feces. Please enjoy.

Oh hey, what's up. We're back. Justin has returned from his stint in the education mines. And we're back on our every other week talking shit about every video game that has ever been released. This episode is very loose, similar in style to the first ep but about 1000x times better (don't ever actually listen to that first ep, its real bad). Topics of discussion this go around include, JJ's favorite brand of soda and 12 of their top flavors, where Justin went for 6 months, Final Fantasy XIV, Disco Elysium, Subnautica, MyTalk 107.1, Escape From Tarkov, Returnal, Nier Replicant, I play a song I like that makes a brief reference to two fairly obscure Street Fighter characters, and like a bunch of other shit. Give it a listen.

This week we talk hot news now that PS5 is in hand and we also dive deep with one of the finest YouTube weirdos we have ever seen as he approaches the possible biggest announcement of his life with us his viewers.

He's gone! We can do whatever we want! Change the music! Turn on that KoRn and let it out. This is the first ep with JJ as a solo man. Check it out for some short news, a defense of RGB lighting and some experimental slam poetry.

Just in time for your Halloween company Zoom call, its the 2020 Pretty Cool Haircut... is it played out to call something a spooktacular. I feel like this is a spooktacular. On this episode, we discuss next to nothing. We did however each write a piece of scary video game related fiction to thrill and chill you and then Bono stops by to kiss you AND kill you. Also stay tuned til the end to learn a very important piece of information about the immediate future of the show. Credit where credit is due, JJ came up with the name Dookie Macklen. I brought him to life. Enjoy the show buds.

We ran out of ideas, and we just did all of our old stand by segments so please enjoy this strictly, nothing but video game talk episode of the the Pretty Cool Haircut podcast. Subjects discussed in this episode: Soda pops, sleep habits, Divinity: Original Sin: the original and the second original, Baldur's Gate 3, Spelunky 2, Noita 1.0, Playstation 5, we go deep on things like solid state hard drives and shit like that for a hot minute, Final Fantasy 16, and a very secret PS5 jingle that even JJ doesn't know about, AND HE SANG THE DAMN THING. If you want to feel alive, listen to this episode.

It seems like just last week we were asking what certain video game men would do and now were back to ask each other to tell us about that video game, man. Also discussed this time around: shoes, crouton holders, Bethesda, Zenimax, Microsoft, Doom, Bugsnax, Skyrim 2000, Fall guys, Cockhead, we also get a little too sexy for our own good, its all hentai this and panties that, truly harrowing. Give it a listen. I know for a fact you don't have anything else to do.