Pretty Cool Haircut

In this episode we connect the dots. Which dots you ask? The dots between wicker, Dippin Dots, Tetris, Arbys, Horror, Slam Poetry, 6 Flags, and Richard Garriot. Also discussed on this episode: Twitch, being a streamer, being trapped in a prison of your own making, Apex Legends,an NFL football team, Animal Crossing, Noita is mentioned but we don't go deep, and we set our last two challenges before our year of casting has elapsed.

Hey, can you put down your rich bitch juice for one second and maybe listen to the podcast we made for you? On this episode we mostly talk about JJ's game of 2019, Noita. We also talk about the question posed at the beginning of every episode, what did we ever like about video games? Other topics include: Cyberpunk 2077, Michael Jackson's Moonwalker on the Genesis and in the drywall, JJ's new favorite artist Alice Longyu Gao, Magic Carpet, Resident Evil 2, 3, 4, and 5, the return of Stregamus, Animal Crossing, and a bunch of other stuff. Magnificroissant.

Good golly, we're back with another nuclear hot episode of hot vg (VIDEO GAMES) talk. We do more listener suggested topics, most of them suggested by a man who said he's done playing video games for a while, hopefully he's not done listening to video game related podcasts. Topics covered in episode 22 include: Valorant, Resident Evil 3 Remake, Moderwar-man the battle royal, the mournful return of our sponsor, just frankly a lot of Final Fantasy 7 remake talk, old weirdo games from the nineties, Streets of Rage, turkeys in barrels, so on and so forth. Listen to this episode.

I'm going to be honest, we mostly talk about Muppet Babies in this episode. Do we tie it in to video games? Yeah, kinda. Other topics of note include: Local grocery store chains, Animal Crossing, Doom Eternal, Half Life: Alyx, Epic, the return of our sponsor, Volcanos, Hawaiian comedy clubs, Dream Bucks, Baby Jubba the Hut, Deus Ex, Drawful 2, Death Stranding, the Corona Virus, a Metallica song (Yes I'm aware it's a cover) and some other nonsense. Listen to it, so I can afford to make more expensive impulse buys at carpeted grocery stores (I don't make money from this show).

Remember last episode when we didn't say anything funny for the last half of the show? Well this time around we double downed on the jokes. This episode also contains discussions of: Doom Eternal, pulled pork, Painkiller, Strife, the old Polish Witcher tv series, Final Fantasy 7 Remake, the return of our sponsored content, a madlib that nearly takes my life, my new found role as a Sonic movie truther, I say a nice thing about Star Wars, Dwarf Fortress, Rimworld, horny Chinese shovelware, Call of Duty, holy shit just like a lot of stuff. Check it out if you love fun.

Take a trip down memory lane with your boys the haircut men. We talk a lot about nostalgia on this eppy. Not a ton of jokes. One joke is pretty mega sized though so hopefully that holds you over to the next time we act like idiots for the whole episode. Other topics featured include: Project A (renamed Valorant after we recorded), Zelda, Star Wars, Crunchy, Phantasmagoria, Haunted Playstation Demo Disc, Final Fantasy 7, The Undertaker, Elon Musk and his anime rocket, xQc, a particular barber shop franchise, Funky Kong asmr, and so so so much more. Sit on barber chair shaped like your favorite sport's ball and give it a spin friends.

One Sunday morning the two hosts of this podcast woke up and drove to the Mall of America and watched a little movie called The Sonic the Hedgehog Movie. Is that the title of the movie? I actually don't know. Is it just called The Sonic movie? Who could say for sure. Either way we watched it and we have so many opinions for you about it. What else is in the episode you ask? Well this stuff: Dreams, both ours and also the game called Dreams, sexy video game ladies, sexy video game weapons, bad translations of emails written in Spanish, Stregamus, Geoff Keighley talk, Elon musk talk, Todd Howard talk, Crystal Crisis, Puzzle Fighter, Sekiro, I cut out a chunk of stuff about Marvel character Purple Man, so not that, plus 60 pounds of other hot video game topics. Gotta go fast to that podcast app and give it a listen.

Friends, come in, come in. Have a seat, please take a load off. Relax. Have you ever heard the Cardi B song where she says money? It's called Money. Please know this is very important to this episode. Maybe go listen to that song real quick, it's a certified jam. If you don't want to listen to it that's ok too. We have another all news episode for your listening pleasure. We also share our opinions on our last challenge game, Fallout 76. Are they positive? Maybe... Also discussed on this episode: Anime Iowa 1997, our favorite blue haired video game millionaire, Resident Evil 2 Remake, money, Noita, Project Zomboid, Legend of Kyrandia 3, some German man's review of Warcraft 3 Reforged, MOBAs, Autochesses, all those games that aren't games, plus a lot of other stuff. Get your apple juice and sugar cubes ready and blast off on another 100% certified dumbshit video game odyssey. (MONEY) and toots

This is the revised description of this episode. If you saw the first one I’m sorry. I had night brain when I wrote it. If you want to know what night brain is ask me in person or through [email protected]. This episode is a straight banger and forget you if you think otherwise. Besides all that we also talk: Cyberpunk and FF7 remake delays, Legend of Kyrandia 3, Snake Pass but I call it Snake Bend, Columns, Farm Simulator, Command and Conquer, Tim Curry, Ninja for the 1000th episode in a row, AGDQ 2020 briefly, Unreal Tournament 2k4, the new Animal Crossing, Sekiro, Fallout 76 and about 10,000 other exciting video game topics. Shout out to you, the fourth Burgerboy.

Welcome to a very hypothetical episode of Pretty Cool Haircut. In what might be our stupidest segment yet, we're talking what-if's featuring video game men. Also featured in this episode: Unreal Tournament, Quake, Doom the game, that Doom movie JJ was talking about last episode, that Witcher show JJ was talking about last episode, Ninja's Addidas, Dark Souls, God of War, our fucking hero, the Grandma Gamer. We also take a deep dive into the Blacksad swimming pool. Toss a coin to your Witchers (in this case we are your Witchers), and give it a gd listen.