In this episode we discuss our HUGE literal NATIONAL award, how excited we are to see that new swimming pool horror movie, sharks coming out of french doors in pools, how the Criminal Minds guys don't know shit, Gypsy Rose's scandalous posts, Liv's tale of eating at Ikea, the need for visibility of unhealthy vegetarians, songs written by AI, the era of "round-toe slouch booties", front-saddling at 4pm, teenagers renovating barns, TNA bowling bags, being a professional cellist, how you could fart and A would immediately text you that it's stinky, the OG kidnapping hoax artist Sherry Papini, how to make a tot mom and SO MUCH MORE!!!

Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone!