Pretty Little Podcasters

Remember how bonkers the season finale of season five was? Season six picks up right where it left off and does not miss a beat! Your intrepid hosts are here to break down the madness. The girls are still in The Dollhouse and Charles' plan is really coming together. We have some AMAZING listener theories to share. Seriously, you guys brought it. So what are you still reading this for? Hit play and let's get back into The Dollhouse!

Meanwhile, Toby calls Spencer "babe" and it is somehow the creepiest thing in an episode filled with rape allusions and Ezra's pedophile beard.

How much is there to talk about in this movie? Well, the first hour of this podcast covers, no joke, only the fist fifteen minutes. I just don't even know what else to say. Just don't listen to this episode all at once. This is meant to be digested in manageable chunks.

Meanwhile, we take a quick break in the middle to discuss women in film using Avengers: Age of Ultron as a jumping off point. Then it is right back into the family drama/horror movie/rom-com that is The Boy Next Door!

Bad Italian accents? Nay, offensive Italian accents? Endless montages of scootering across Rome? Brilliant children and moronic adults? Syrupy sweet pop music? Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes. This all adds up to a Disney tween movie.

Join us as we discover the glory that is The Lizzie Mcguire Movie! M & M have seen it before (multiple times). B is being introduced to it for the very first time.  So, however you are approaching this movie we have you covered!

Pretty Little Podcasters proudly presents...

Murder, She Podcasted

The whole gang (M & M & B) is here! We enter the Dollhouse and, frankly, we never want to leave! The Dollhouse is so much better than prison. We get to decorate for a creepy opera prom, watch old home movies, have access to all the Twinkies we can eat (even though there is no where to go the bathroom), wear fancy dresses (obvs) and, most fun, we learn how to make an EMP! 

Meanwhile, Toby handles a weapon for the first time and the Hastings parents are back and lawyering all over the place!

The penultimate episode of season five of Pretty Little Liars is here and there is no shortage of things to talk about! Such as Perd Hapley! Tether ball! Ali's verdict! Archery! Grapefruits! Bob Durst! OJ! And other trials that were based in the real world!

Meanwhile, we read some awesome listener theories and get in a nice preview of next week's season finale. We cannot wait to get into The Dollhouse!

You can send us your theories from the sane to the hail marys (ALL of our contact info is at PrettyLittlePodcasters.com). And please take a moment to leave us a good review on iTunes. We would appreciate that as much as Ali would appreciate a competant defense attorney!

The melody lingers on? Ali's f&#@ing trial lingers on! This may be the shortest murder trial of all time but still feels like its dragging! We therefore talk about the cavalcade of legal inaccuracies that permeate the air. We also chat about how effortlessly Caleb slipped in to the group in Hanna's absence. Uh, we love Caleb. Don't you love Caleb? Aria is also oddly on point this episode. Basically, PLL is killing time until the alleged #BigAReveal in the season finale so we inevitably end up talking about Sons of Anarchy. We can't help it.

Meanwhile, we have some more great listener theories to end the show on! If you have a theory (the crazier the better!) don't be shy! Let us hear it: @PrettyLittlePod on twitter or a number of other ways you can find at our website PrettyLittlePodcasters.com! Take a hot second and leave us a good review on iTunes, too!

This week your hosts become legal analysts worthy of the best deep cable crime show. We break down Ali's case piece by piece and quickly discover that the evidence against her is thinner than an Olsen twin.

Meanwhile, Ezria is thwarted by a fence then breaks up, Spencer whores it up across two continents, Hanna tries to come clean to Tanner and Emily probably does something, too.

'Allo Guv! Spencer goes to Oxford (which is the same thing as London I'm sure of it), Aria and Hanna think carjacking is synonomous with being set on fire and Emily isn't a good dancer. Her hair is, she isn't.

Meanwhile, your hosts attempt and English accent. The result? A pretty decent Australian accent.  

This may be the greatest episode of television. Period. And it is serendipity that it was so dance heavy and we have the one and only Amber Kenny here to help us break it down! We meet B's favorite new character, Talia's husband. We learn what Mike has been up to and it involves longingly staring at vials of blood. Oh, and Hanna betrays all of her emotions (aka anger) in the greatest dance you will see this side of a Step Up movie!

Meanwhile, we talk about why Toby is one hundo percent in the right and Spencer is being a total @$$hole.